ARLES – SOUTH OF FRANCE – 21-26th AUGUST, 2019

21st AUGUST, 2019 – ARLES, SOUTH OF FRANCE

It was an easy and comfortable two and a half hour trip from Lyon to Arles (you don’t pronounce the ‘s’) on the train. As soon as we scrambled down the rather steep descent from the train and Barry had handed down our luggage, one burden at a time, we realised that we had left modernity and sophistication behind. First the biting sun stunned us with its ferocity and then we realised that there were no lifts or escalators so we needed to navigate several flights of antiquated stone stairs. We couldn’t help but laugh out loud when finally at the bottom we realised that after a short walk under the tracks, we would then have an even harder job lugging everything back up an equal number of stairs.

Ms Janneke, our hostess at the Airbnb that I had booked, recognised us immediately and whisked us off in her little rattly Renault, through the impossibly narrow cobble-stoned streets until we arrived at our home for the next week. I had forgotten how steep the stairs in such buildings could be, but once inside and we looked out of the window at the splendour of the 2,000 year old amphitheatre, I would have gladly climbed twice as many stairs. Right on cue from that thought, I realised that the same number of stairs, on the same gradient, were necessary to navigate to the bedroom and bathroom. Above our bedroom another flight of stairs led to a mezzanine level with a platform bed which we immediately nicknamed ‘Leonie’s room’. It was simply perfect!

We wandered around exploring for several hours. Arles is a lovely small regional town with interesting, cobbled little streets, squares and fountains. Its colourful sun-baked houses inspired Van Gough who painted 200-odd works around the town. One of his paintings, The Asylum Garden, 1889, depicts a garden he painted while recuperating after he infamously cut off his ear. The same garden has been maintained and despite the growth of the trees, remains readily identifiable.

Most streets are closed to cars except for certain times of the day and with special passes. Bicycles, especially those weighted down by sleeping bags and supplies, are an occasional pest because they tend to travel in groups of two at least, but sometimes six or more. Other than that, in many ways it has all the hallmarks of a delightful quiet little French village. As it happened, we had arrived for ‘Roman Week’. Re-enactors of every age participated, soldiers marched up and down the little streets, ladies had a tent where they styled hair in the Roman fashion, there were demonstrations of weaving, weapon and jewellery making and the crowds were encouraged to participate in Roman board games. Having experienced the care and attention to detail of Viking Re-enactors, I could better appreciate the effort that this group had made with their togas (no, not simply white sheets), footwear and head gear. The entire town participâtes and even the shop assistants in boulangeries and supermarkets are appropriately attired. Clearly a lot of visitors had arrived to witness the event, but most of them were French speakers.

We enjoyed our first trip to the supermarket to pick up some supplies: water, wine, cheese, fruit and butter, located a boulangerie and looked forward to preparing our first breakfast in the morning.

22nd AUGUST, 2019 – ARLES

By virtue of our wonderful air conditioner, we had the best night’s sleep since leaving the ship in Stockholm. While Australia has been shivering, Europe swelters and hotels simply do not cater for temperatures in the 30s. This has been the first time that we have actually been able to manually control the temperature. So we luxuriated in sleeping late and then initiated what would be our morning ritual, to stroll down to the boulangerie, line up behind the other customers, order our baguette and croisants and then return to the apartment to eat it all with some freshly brewed coffee.

My research had informed me that it would take around forty-five minutes to get to Marseilles by bus. I had booked a car rental at Marseille airport which seemed to be the easiest option as we would drop it off there before flying back to Paris. My rudimentary French did not allow me to complete the more complicated task of ordering the car in Arles and returning it elsewhere. In any event, we headed off to the bus station to investigate timetables for the next day so that we could better budget our time. It was devastating when the young lady informed us that there were only two busses a day, that we would have to catch a total of three busses, and worst still, that it would be necessary to transit through Aix-en-Provence which was at least an hour travelling in the wrong direction. In other words, it would take the better part of the day to get there. My despair was short lived as I recalled that the train we had arrived in Arles with, terminated in Marseille.

We walked back to our apartment to regroup and cool off. Searching the rail timetable online, a wonderful realisation jumped out at us! The train to Marseille stopped at the airport on the way! Despite the debilitating heat, we realised that we needed to make the trek to the train station to confirm that was the case and to buy our ticket. On our way there, we heard a bugle playing the French equivalent of “The Last Post”. On the small square, just outside the old town walls, there was a ceremony taking place to celebrate the allied battle for the liberation of Arles on this day, 22nd August, in 1944. There were municipal officers resplendent in tricolour sashes, high ranking Officers of Police, and a contingent of French soldiers, proudly wearing the traditional peaked cap, the ‘Capi’. It was one of those poignant moments of fortunate coincidence, but one that made the hair on the back of your neck stand up!

We walked on to the train station where, in stark contrast, the girl at the desk was more helpful and very pleasant. We were correct in our understanding of the best way to get to the airport. There was no need to go all the way into Marseille. The train stopped at a little station 4 km from the airport, but a shuttle bus ran every 12 minutes! Added to that, as ‘seniors’ without having to show anything (except our weary countenance) we received a 25% discount!

With our rail ticket to Marseille Airport booked for 10.03am, we set our alarm for an ungodly 7.30am. That gave us time to make the obligatory trip to the Boulangerie for our breakfast of a baguette and croissants! While the labyrinthine streets of the Arles old town were intimidating at first, we were starting to feel a familiarity now, sufficient to allay any fear of being perpetually lost! We also knew we had rehearsed our trip to the rail station, and had noted how long it would take.

23rd AUGUST, 2019 – ARLES – MARSEILLES – AIX-EN-PROVENCE- PONT DU GARD – ARLES

After a relaxing breakfast of baguette, pastries and a wonderful strong cup of French press coffee, we set out for the station. It was still quite warm, but not yet sweltering. The second class cabin on the train was quite comfortable and not very crowded. But that didn’t stop people clamouring to get on board! We were fortunate to not have any luggage for once. Arles station isn’t designed for disabled access – nor for luggage! As we arrived at the station, we saw an old man well into his 80’s struggling along, aided by two ‘hiking’ poles, accompanied by his middle-aged son. When the train pulled into the platform, he made his way to the same carriage as us, with its difficult three-step climb. We stood back to help him up. But, at the same time, a thickset woman tried to push past me – and the old man – from the side! I was having none of that! I reached out my arm in front of her and grabbed onto the door’s handrail, blocking her path! We saw the old man to his seat, totally bewildered by the lack of respect and consideration that had been shown.

The trip took under 40 minutes. The shuttle bus arrived in about 10 minutes and took us to the main terminal. We soon found the Europcar office. The office seemed to be quiet and there were only 2 or 3 people ahead of us being served. We were attended to by Lilian (a very helpful young man). Inadvertently, our booking somehow defaulted to selecting a ‘manual’ car. Having had the nightmare of a left hand drive manual car once before, we wanted to change the booking to an automatic transmission. In Europe, the norm for rental cars seems to be manual gearbox. But, of course, an auto was going to be an ‘upgrade’! Equally, having a navigation package was yet another upgrade. Then too, ‘no excess’, another upgrade. Finally, we were offered a new sporty ‘Mini’, but with our bulky, heavy luggage, that was never going to work!! The next upgrade was a huge jump but, in a classic “bugger it!” moment, we took the beautiful black BMW 420i M4 convertible!! It wasn’t such a bad choice really, as we drive a BMW at home and, apart from LH drive, it has exactly the same controls.

We programmed the navigation (with some difficulty!) to take us to Aix en Provence. It wasn’t an entirely successful programming as it kept wanting to default to an unwanted series of ‘Aix’s’. In frustration, we eventually gave in and selected one of them. It proved to be to the local airport!! Nevertheless, we eventually made our way to the outskirts of Aix en Provence. But where to from there? We followed signs to the centre of Aix ‘Ville’. Only by chance, near the centre, we saw a sign to an underground parking lot. Down we went! The downward winding passageways were impossibly narrow and obviously not intended for such a large car as we’d extravagantly chosen! Added to that, it was quite full and there were almost no vacant spaces. Even to call them ‘spaces’ at all is something of a misnomer. They were all barely wider than a small average car and if someone parked crookedly or had encroached on your space, you couldn’t possibly fit into them anyway! Finally, we found one wide enough.

With a sense of relief, we walked out into the daylight. Aix en Provence is a beautiful city with wide tree-lined streets, grand fountains and eye watering architecture. The narrow walking streets are visually stunning, lined with the highest quality fashions, perfumes and every description of luxury goods. After our early start and exhausting drive, we needed refreshnent. In every small square, there were restaurants and cafes with tables under vast awnings or umbrellas. Everywhere people were enjoying the atmosphere, the food and the visual delights. There were very few free tables. But we finally found a table at a wonderful Boulangerie and ordered coffees and a Millefeuilles fraise (like a vanilla slice with strawberries in the custard – an inadequate description of what is truly a pastry masterpiece!).

There was a Modern Art museum nearby that I’d hoped to visit. Musee Granet houses some wonderful works of Rembrandt and Renoir as well as numerous Impressionist works, most notably Cézanne . Google Maps indicated it was about 3 kilometres away, so we decided to go by car. As we later discovered, it was actually only about half a kilometre from us! But once back in the car, using the navigation to guide us, we were funnelled into progressively narrower and narrower streets, edged by bollards on one side and awkwardly parked cars on the other! Then, arriving at a spiderweb of intersecting streets, with the navigation lady commanding, “turn left now!” while impatient drivers were tooting at us and gesturing it was a ONE WAY street! We had no option but to give up! As soon as we could find a place to pull off to the roadside (there are almost none!) we re-set the navigation to take us to the Pont du Gard. At 50 m in height, this aqueduct is the tallest remaining Roman ruin in the world.

After the labyrinth of Aix, it was a pleasure to drive out on open roads again. However, on the flowing autobahn style highway, we were soon confronted with a 12 lane wide, toll barrier. Cars and trucks fanned out to take any available lane. We had absolutely no idea what we had to do. As we sat in our lane, we watched those ahead of us for a clue of what to do. Some were plainly struggling and that gave us no encouragement. When we arrived at the barrier, expecting to pay, there was a machine with a ‘take a ticket’ symbol above a button, just like entering a car park! Still not being quite sure how to pay, we took the ticket … and the boom gate lifted! Mystified, we drove on. At the other end, at yet another multi-lane toll barrier, we inserted the ticket and when the toll Euro amount displayed, we tapped our credit card. It was simple in the end, but not knowing what to expect can be frightening.

On the lesser roads, roundabouts abound, many of them having multiple exits leading off them. The navigation lady did her best to tell us where to exit but, unavoidably, we sometimes got it horribly wrong and had to backtrack. How you could do this without a navigation system just beggars belief!

We got to the site of Pont du Gard at about 4pm. The temperature was 33 Celsius, but it seemed much hotter. The site is a National treasure and like all monuments, has an entry fee to visit it. This is a site that has to be seen to be believed. Like many of the World’s wonders, photographs alone cannot begin to capture what the eye can take in. Roman engineering is simply breathtaking! The thought of how it was constructed, the rugged location in which it was constructed, how the massive stones were quarried and transported, and how the rough sandstone was worked into the complex shapes needed, is almost incomprehensible!

After re-hydrating at a open air restaurant within the site, thankfully cooled by large fans and misted water sprays, we returned to the car. Oh, the joy of an air conditioned car! It took us over an hour to return to Arles. We had programmed the navigation to take us to the car park just outside the old town walls. It was a relief to be guided right to the ‘in ramp’! However, once again, the impossibly tight turns within the structure, with concrete walls showing deep scrapes and gouges at every turn, made it a white knuckle moment. Again too, the spaces themselves were quite small! No damage was done, but we were glad to have opted for ‘no excess’!

It was only a short walk back to our apartment, with just enough time to get ready for our dinner at “Le Piques ou Rien”, a degustation menu, where you simply accept to eat what they serve you. When we booked a table, they took time to ask if we understood the philosophy of the restaurant. The entree wasn’t as dramatic as we had expected. It was simply a mixed platter of charcuterie, cheese and olives. The meats were highest quality cured meats from Italy, Spain and a local speciality, Bull Sausage. However the following courses were more in the nature of a degustation. A cut of beef that we didn’t recognise, but delicious and cooked to perfection! But, most interesting of all, we sat outside the restaurant in the square surrounded by other restaurants. There was music playing from one, a vocal, busking acrobat was working the square, performing continuous somersaults and feats of the greatest athleticism. Next door, at a small art gallery, the owners, an elderly couple, transported straight out of the sixties, sat outside at a small table, drinking wine from a ‘teapot’ and eating their dinner al fresco. It was great people watching. All in all, it was a great end to a very full and exciting day! Afterwards, back in our apartment, we slept soundly in our air conditioned bedroom, thoroughly exhausted!

The amphitheatre after dark

24th AUGUST, 2019 – ARLES – GORDES – ARLES

After the marathon driving effort of the previous day, the one hour trip to Gordes was a breeze. We drove through the lovely countryside, through fields of the sunflowers that inspired many of the Impressionist artists that came here to paint, olive groves, vineyards, fields of cherries, pumpkin, corn, cabbages and broccoli. As we approached, Gordes we started to notice the incredible dry-stone fences and buildings. The craft of those bygone masons has hopefully been passed on because most of these structures appear to have been around for centuries.

Gordes is one of the most well-known hill top villages in the region and by popular opinion, one of the most beautiful in France. It’s houses and buildings of white and grey perfectly preserved stone, root themselves into the sharp cliffs of the mountain and the village itself has a labyrinth of narrow, cobble-stoned alleys, that meander around and through it. The imposing castle that dominates the village dates from the 10th century and was remodelled during the Renaissance. Incredible insecurity born from centuries of invasions, forced the people of the countryside to seek refuge on the fortified heights. The strategic importance of controlling access to the Cavalon valley below led to it being occupied from prehistoric times, through to Roman times and the Middle Ages and during the Second World War, Gordes was a centre for resistance fighters against the occupiers. The Panorama of the valley against the backdrop of the Luberon Mountains, is just one more on the incredible places we have visited that simply must be experienced because mere photography cannot do it justice.

Parking proved to be extremely difficult but the good fortune that inevitably clings to us endured. Yet we were unable to ascertain whether after the first thirty minutes our credit card would be automatically charged or if we would be fined if we stayed longer. My risk taking persona melded with Barry’s conservatism and we stayed forty-five minutes. By a happy coincidence, just as we began our descent from the village we found a rare viewing vantage point. With the aid of some vaseline, Barry was just able to squeeze into the last of only about six parking spots, so we managed to spend more time and enjoy a slightly different view. The sight of a group of young picnickers sitting nonchalantly with their legs dangling over the ledge of a precipice sent a surge of vertigo washing over me and I needed to get away.

It was lovely to get ‘home’ early enough to just flop for a while. The interminable heat saps our strength and our air-conditioned sanctuary has a magnetic pull. We look admiringly out of our windows and feel no need to do anything but appreciate the splendour in front of our eyes. After resting for a few hours, we showered and dressed for our dinner reservation at Le Criquet. On our way to dinner we strolled around town looking at the various locations famously painted by Cezanne and Van Gough who so loved the light in Arles. After Van Gough infamously cut off his own ear, he was hospitalised in Arles. He painted many works while convalescing and after being placed in a ‘mental’ asylum. The setting for the ‘asylum garden’ has been faithfully maintained as evidenced by our photograph compared to his artwork.

Dinner that night was a wonderful experience! In Paris, my stumbling French was often met with an automatic transition to English. As the days and weeks pass, my French becomes more confident, and I suspect more than that, in the South of France there is a more laid back acceptance of the non-French and an appreciation of efforts made by the ‘other’ to communicate in their own language. So in all the time we have been here, every shop assistant and every restaurant worker has allowed me to stammer on, without correcting me or breaking into English, and best of all, I am completely understood! Le Criquet epitomises this approach. The two beautiful and charming young women who run the place, flatter me by not slowing down their banter one iota. Not only that but the food was sublime! Barry had octopus salad followed by lamb. I had fish soup (like an unbelievably good strained bouillebaisse) followed by fish of the day cooked to perfection. I am loving the food in France so much that I fear that I am succumbing to gluttony.

25th AUGUST, 2019 – ARLES – NIMES – ARLES

I had chosen Arles as a base primarily for its proximity to the Roman antiquities that Barry loves so much. Today as we headed off for the forty five minute drive to Nimes, I had no real preconceptions. I knew that like Arles they had relics of an arena and a temple, if not much else. Boy was I in for a surprise. First of all it is a thriving city, more reminiscent of Paris on a smaller scale than the village-like atmosphere of Arles. Then, of course, there were the ‘relics’. The amphitheater in Nimes is the most intact Roman arena in the world, 20 metres high, and still used for concerts and bull fights. Although banned in Spain, bull fighting is still enthusiastically pursued in France. It has been deemed a cultural tradition and no amount of protest from animal rights enthusiasts has changed the opinion of government or the general population. We spent some time at the arena and discovered many interesting facts about the gladiators that neither of us had previously been aware of. This trip, like all international travel, has proved educational in so many different ways.

Similarly, we were impressed at our first viewing of ‘Maison Caree’ (square house), the best preserved Roman temple in Europe, with extraordinary visual appeal. We were not alone to feel that way and we discovered another fascinating historical fact. In 1787, the then Minister to France, Thomas Jefferson, travelled to Nimes. Jefferson believed that architecture is foundational to the taste of a nation and that America was in dire need of public buildings that sent the right message. Aping the palaces of Versailles or St Petersburg would be wholly inappropriate for the fledging Republic. So Jefferson turned to antiquity for models of uncorrupted by Royal extravagance or gothic exaggeration. A comparison between the Virginian Capital Building and Maison Carrée shows an undisguised similarity.

Maison Caree
Capital Building

As we were to have six o’clock start in the morning, we had originally planned to have a picnic dinner in the apartment. However, we had been so impressed with Le Criquet the night before that we changed our minds and returned there for another sumptuous meal instead.

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STOCKHOLM AND PARIS

12th AUGUST, 2019 – STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN

According to the ‘rules’ all passengers had to vacate their cabins by 8.30 am. Knowing that, rather than dress for breakfast in the Atlantide dining room, we opted for another breakfast in our suite. It made for a much more relaxed end of the cruise. Pedro, our cabin’s Butler, spread the white linen table cloth and dressed the plates and silver to his usual quiet perfection. After our quiet, private repast, we freshened up and packed our toiletries into our ‘carry-on’ bags. Our suitcases had been packed, tagged with our labels, and collected overnight from the corridor outside the cabin.

We waited to hear the call for ‘pink luggage tags’ and made our way down to the deck three gangway. We collected our bags and within 5 minutes a taxi loaded them into the boot and took us to our Stockholm stay, The Victory Hotel. This boutique hotel is one of three family owned hotels in ‘Gamla Stan’, the old city. They all share a similar theme, nautical history, particularly related to Lord Nelson. The other two hotels are the ‘Lord Nelson’ and the ‘Lady Hamilton’. All three hotels are historical museums, containing a large number of fascinating historic nautical items. Our hotel even has an original letter from Lord Nelson to Lady Hamilton on display.

We arrived at the hotel just before 10 am on Sunday morning. Everything in the streets around the hotel was deserted as the taxi made its way there. We weren’t expecting our room to be ready, but we were at least optimistic that it wouldn’t be an inordinate wait. So, it came as a shock to be told that the room was unlikely to be available until 3 pm! We arranged to leave our luggage and set off to walk around the old town to find some of the restaurants we had earmarked as serving fine traditional Swedish cuisine.

The old town is very small and easily navigated with the clear, helpful local map. But it seemed a daunting task to fill potentially five hours on foot in almost deserted streets. In a very short time we’d found two of our chosen restaurants, each of them within a five minute walk from our centrally-located hotel. What to do for the next four and a half hours? However, we should have savoured our solitude. It was short lived! The tour busses soon flooded the old town with flag-carrying clusters of loud, jabbering, selfie taking philistines.

Thinking we’d try to to find our third restaurant choice, we followed the map off Gamla Stan’s small island, across a main bridge to Nytorvet. As we made our way across the bridge, we struggled against a tide of local Swedes making their way to Gamla Stan! It proved to be a very long walk. But we had plenty of time on our hands. When we found the restaurant, it was obvious that it was too far for us to go for dinner, especially when there were better alternatives so close to us. But the residential area around Nytorvet was quite fascinating in its own way. We found ourselves at a church surrounded by an ancient cemetery. Reading the tombstones was a sad reflection of the people and the lives they lived, some of them distressingly short.

Our next objective was to find the Nordisk department store. However that required us to backtrack all the way to Gamla Stan then, just as far again, across a bridge, over on the other side! When we returned to the old town, the air was filled with very nearly as many selfie sticks as there were people on the ground! We threaded our way through the throng until we found our way to Nordisk. On the way, as we walked along a wide tree-lined walking precinct, we heard a marching military band approaching. Despite the opportunistic obstruction of a Hop-on-Hop-off bus partly blocking their path, the band masterfully marched past, followed by a large troop of soldiers in striking bright blue uniforms, wearing highly polished silver pickle-helms with gold badges and trims.

They were marching towards the Royal Palace where impressively uniformed soldiers stood guard. We could only assume this was to be part of a ceremonial changing of the guard. But we had our other goal already close and, in any event, we were too fatigued to try to follow them. We spent the next hour or more in the department store. But we allowed ourselves the luxury of a coffee and pastry to revive our flagging energy levels!

While we were inside, heavy rain had fallen outside. We’ve been very fortunate with the weather so far. This was only the second day of rain we’ve experienced. But the rain held off as we walked back to The Victory Hotel. It was such a relief to settle into our room! The concierge arranged our reservation for dinner at the “Kryp In”, a traditional Swedish restaurant with some very good reviews. Their signature dish was succulent roast reindeer! For goodness sake, please don’t tell Santa!!

After such a long day on our feet, it is so relaxing to be back in our room watching the news (unfortunately only from America!) and sipping a glass of wine. As we sat, a soft knock came on our door. With some surprise, we partly opened the door to find that we were given a tray with two glasses, chocolates and a small bottle of port. The serving girl explained it was a welcoming ‘night cap’. What an unexpected quality touch!

RESTAURANT KRYP IN – Prastgaten, 17, Gamle Stan

We ate a wonderful meal here. It was even better than we had expected. We started off with the two types on herrings served with Swedish akvavit. We loved the way that they served the snaps in a snaps glass immersed in a larger glass full of ice. What a great idea and I will incorporate it. The herrings were served Swedish style with potatoes and cheese and they were simply wonderful. Our main course was reindeer meat. I hadn’t anticipated that it would be so tender and flavoursome. It was superb. What a fabulous meal!

13th August, 2019

Our first mission of the day was to dispose ourselves of as much surplus clothing as possible. Spending nearly three weeks aboard the Silver Spirit, necessitated a more formal wardrobe than we would be requiring for the rest of our trip. There were also a few gifts and souvenirs that added to the bulk. I had originally planned to send an entire suitcase back to Australia unaccompanied, but ultimately decided that it would prove too problematic. Conveniently, there was a Post Office almost opposite to our hotel, so we packed up three boxes weighing 15 kilos in all, and mailed them to ourselves in Australia. We had packed one smaller suitcase inside a larger one, Babushka style, thinking that this would be useful as we acquired more possessions along the way. Yet with only one month away from home and with more than two more to go, we were already thoroughly sick of luggage. So we wisely located a charity store and dragged not one, but two empty suitcases half way across Stockholm to get rid of them. Along the way we admired some lovely Swedish Architecture and at the Royal Palace we were impressed with the way Swedes dealt with security bollards.

DEN GYLDENE FREDEN

The Den Gyldene Freden is the oldest restaurant in Sweden, operating in the same building since 1722. It means the Golden Peace and the food was great. We ate downstairs in the cellar, an atmospheric, cave-like space. We watched the table nearest us, with perverse fascination, as a family group of three Chinese tourists sat eerily illuminated by the lights of their individual iPhones for a full hour without exchanging a single word with each other and without making any eye contact at all. Barry had the traditional meatballs with lingonberries and I had the Torsk (cod), another delicious meal.

14th AUGUST, 2019

C and C Restaurant

This was another restaurant only a few minutes walk from The Victory Hotel. We chose this restaurant because of the regional game served here. We both started with a wonderful, full of flavour, wild mushroom soup. I had the roast Elk main course and Barry chose the wild Boar. Each meal was quite delicious but both of us concluded that nothing compared to that first delicious meal of Reindeer in Stockholm.

However, restaurants aside, class, culture and architecture aside, the most memorable, poignant and impressive experience for each of us in Stockholm was a visit to the Vasa Museum. The Vasa ship is the most completely and amazingly preserved Swedish warship from 1628. It sank on its maiden voyage, only 1500 metres from where it was launched. Sadly, to celebrate its construction and in gratitude to the workers, it was crowded with families, women and children as well as officials. All the gun ports were open. A gust of wind caused it to heel over. Perhaps it had insufficient ballast to keep it upright. Whatever the explanation, water flooded in through the open gun ports and the ship sank with all on board. It is said that a fleet of spectator boats rescued many of the survivors. But some, well below decks, never escaped. Their skeletons are on display in the museum, many with amazing life-like facial reconstructions allowing us to look into their eyes. There were shoes, personal items and fragments of clothing, all remarkably preserved in the anaerobic environment on the seabed. The ship was rediscovered in 1951 and was re-floated (yes, actually re-floated!) in an amazing engineering feat that took place in the 1960’s. It has taken many decades of careful preservation and intense marine archaeological research to get it to where it stands today. It truly is one of the archaeological wonders of the world. It truly is a must-see for anyone visiting Sweden.

15th AUGUST, 2019 – PARIS, FRANCE

I had pre-booked a Paris Pass which promised to make travelling and visiting museums much easier. We arrived at the bus depot to have our tickets validated and found a long line snaking out into the street. It probably took an hour, but once done we went straight out the front and boarded the hop-on-hop-off bus for a two hour tour of the glorious city. Paris is my favourite city in the world and this was my sixth visit. Every time that I have arrived here, I have completed the same ritual and it continues to take my breath away. The Louvre, Tuileries Gardens, Arc de Triomphe – it all dazzles me. Then, of course, there are the magnificent statues of Joan, Kings, angels, fountains and much more.

We stayed in the wonderful Clef du Louvre hotel, just a few hundred metres from the iconic Louvre Museum, in a beautifully restored building reeking of luxury and privilege. When I stayed in Paris with Leonie over 20 years ago, we shared a tiny room with views over the rooftops. The only way we could get to the bathroom was by climbing over the beds. Thirteen years ago, I took Rebecca to Paris, at that time we stayed in the same Louvre vicinity and although the room was of a higher standard, it wasn’t very much bigger than the one I stayed in with Leonie. Six years ago, I came to Paris with Kerry, that time we rented an “Air BnB” near the Montmartre Cemetery. It was more spacious, but the downside was that it was a long way from everything else and, consequently, we spent a lot of time in the Metro. The Clef du Louvre had it all. It was not only spacious, with its own living room, but it also had a well provisioned kitchenette complete with dishwasher and washing machine. It was perfect!

Our first meal in Paris was at Bofinger. We had gone out on reconnaissance so that we would know where to go ahead of time, but we became disoriented and ended up walking for over an hour before we found it. By that time we only had an hour to kill before our reservation time, so rather than go back to the hotel we walked around the corner to a street side cafe and enjoyed a cooling Aperol Spritz while admiring the Bastille Monument and the fascinating people-watching experience.

We arrived at the restaurant unfashionably early and found ourselves eating with primarily young families. Unperturbed, we enjoyed our meal very much. Barry was delighted with the Alsatian fare on offer, (pork knuckle, sausage and sauerkraut!) and I had the delicious duck. We had finished off a bottle of wine between us at dinner, and coupled with the pre-dinner drink, Barry had had more to drink than I’d ever seen him consume before, so we decided that the long walk home would be a good idea.

16th AUGUST, 2019

I have been travelling for over fifty years now. During that time tourism has developed in epidemic proportions. As international travel has become more affordable, the behaviour of travellers has declined. The new ‘privileged’ class wants everyone to witness this miracle of Capitalism. Self-obsessed visitors from every corner of the globe are spending their time taking endless ‘selfies’ against the backdrop of all the wonders of the world. Rather then spending even the most fleeting of moments savouring landmarks, these people are forever pouting, posing and primping in front of the ‘stage set’ rather than take a single photograph with their own eyes. The discourtesy shown to fellow travellers and locals alike, beggars belief. At the Musee d’Orsay they hogged every exhibit, not by admiring the works of the Masters’ but taking endless photographs of each other blocking everyone else’s view (selfie sticks are thankfully banned), but also by obscuring the view of the works by taking close-up shots of them, over and over and over again.

This obsessive behaviour doesn’t stop at galleries and monuments. In restaurants, not only is the place setting photographed, but so too the menu, the pre-dinner drink, and every subsequent food course. Rarely is there even a semblance of conversation between visiting diners, instead, there is checking of emails and face-books posts, responding to Instagram approval and admiring all their own photographs. In Gallérie Lafayette, the oldest and grandest department in Paris, I even saw women taking selfies in the ladies toilets!

Despite all that, it was delightful to be in the Musee d’Orsay again. The Paris Pass came into its own as we skipped the long lines and were ushered into a separate entrance, through security and were admiring the art in less than five minutes. Yet to have one of the greatest collections of Impressionist art in the world at your disposal can be overwhelming. It was a treat to view Sacre Cour through the clock and to discover an artwork that suddenly moved me. ‘Jerusalem’ was one such painting.

Also having to cope with the rude behaviour of other tourists and the often extremely crowded conditions made it a bit of an ordeal. After a few hours, the sensory overload left us feeling exhausted. It was almost with a sigh of relief that we left the building and took a leisurely stroll across the bridge and through the grounds of the Louvre to our hotel.

We dressed up for our wonderful splurge night in a Michelin star restaurant with ‘reach out and touch’ Eiffel Tower views from the terrace restaurant L’Oiseau Blanc at the Peninsula Hotel. We took our first and only metro ride using our Paris Pass but the labyrinth of tunnels under the Arc de Triomphe left us wondering if we would ever find our way out, but of course we did. When we eventually arrived at the hotel, I was devastated to discover that the restaurant had closed for the summer. I had made a reservation three months in advance and had exchanged several emails with the ‘hostess’ who assured me that we would get a special table by the window with spectacular views. To their credit, the hotel did their best to accommodate us. They organised a booking at Monsieur Bleu where there was no view and the service was surly and appalling. Nonetheless, the food was good.

Afterwards we went on a night cruise of the Seine. It was so packed tight with tourists that I was afraid that we were being sent to Belsen. The lights of Paris were lovely but we were squeezed in between rowdy bogans (some threw their empty water bottles at bridges as we passed under them) and there was a chill in the air. When we got back to the hotel there was a bottle of chilled champagne waiting for us and an abject letter of apology from the hotel. Apparently the Peninsula had contacted them and chided them for not passing on the message that the restaurant that we had booked was closed.

17th AUGUST, 2019 – PARIS

I had been sick with a cold for the last week of our cruise. When Barry woke up this morning he realised that he had finally succumbed. We had planned to go to Versailles but decided that it would be better if he laid low in the hotel room and I would go shopping. We had seen enough opulence in Russia to last a life time and health was more important than ticking off all the items on a tourist list. So I went to Galleries Lafayette and Printemps. I had been looking at a Boss (for women) outfit all around Scandinavia. Red, red, red. I looked at every other available outfit in these two stores and saw nothing else that even close. I bought it. It was obscenely expensive, but so is this trip. We had noticed that a lot of the restaurants and hotels near us had become Japanese, but walking up to Haussmann, I became aware that Japanese businesses went for more than a mile in every direction. Many of the boulangeries and charcuteries that I had earmarked to visit were gone and in their place stood sushi and karoke bars. It felt rather sad and was a peculiar discovery. Unlike many other tourists, especially Asian tourists, the Japanese tend to have a muted presence and are not in the least intrusive or ill mannered, yet they must be around in large numbers to warrant such amount of infrastructure catering almost exclusively to them.

We went to a magnificent food hall and purchased an array of charcuterie, cheese, bread and wine and had a wonderful picnic dinner in our room. What a lovely way to end a lovely day.

18th AUGUST, 2019 – PARIS

I absolutely love Paris. I love the architecture, the art, the gardens, the language and the food. I so admire French women: pre-teens, teens, young women, middle-aged women and elderly women are all impeccably turned out with an understated simplicity that exudes sophistication and style. No garish hairstyles, crass fashion or bling to be seen anywhere near them.

I took another walk up to the department stores and found myself a little disoriented (yes, I got lost!). Yet I was delighted to discover more hidden gardens, delightful squares with lovely statues and fountains and buildings that simply made me gasp aloud at the wonderful beauty of architecture.

I wanted to claim my duty free entitlement rather than be troubled with the tedious exercise at departure in the airport. I’m sure that Gallérie Lafayette greatly increases their custom by offering this service. I had noticed so many Chinese tourists lining up to get into the serious name brand departments for handbags and other luxury items, but now, clearly exhausted and waiting for their special tour busses to retrieve them, they just flopped with their bags wherever they could find a spot, usually in stairways.

The amazing stained glass ceiling of Galleries Lafayette
Tourists resting on the stairs of the glamorous department store
The balconies of the Department store

We took a lovely stroll around one of my favourite districts of Paris, the Marais. Formerly the Jewish Quarter and full of lovely little squares, the wonderful Place des Vosges and so many wonderful nooks and crannies and secret gardens.

On our final night in Paris we had an absolutely perfect meal at the Paul Bocuse restaurant at the Hotel Louve, only fifty meters from our hotel. I had snails and his signature quenelle and Barry had a Caesar salad followed by a most magnificent ‘heart of beef’. No, it wasn’t ‘heart’ which he wanted to confirm with the waiter, but rather fillet steak, cut in a manner we were not accustomed to. Under the tutelage of our charming and efficient waiter, we selected a Crozes Hermitage to drink with dinner and, as with every single bottle of wine we’ve consumed in France, it was outstanding!

After dinner, emboldened by the lovely wine, we tangoed around the grounds of the almost deserted Louvre, before returning to our hotel and doing our final packing for Lyon. How I love Paris!

19th AUGUST, 2019 – LYON

The last time I had been in Lyon was with Kerry and we had stayed in the most amazing apartment in the old town, full of creepy dark halls, incredible architectural features, enormous solid doors, long dark passageways and fabulous staircases. I had tried to book the same amazing apartment, but without any luck. So we stayed in the more commercial Presqu’île region in a lovely Sofitel hotel overlooking the square of BelleCour. On our first day we took a leisurely stroll over to the old town and it was so pleasing to be able to find the unimposing door that led to the wonderful apartments that Kerry and I shared. It is amazing that those not in the know would have no idea as to the splendours that lay behind that door.

We had dinner in the Silk Brasserie attached to Sofitel along the river Saône. We were astounded that the table of three next to us included a dog. Like all of the French dogs we have seen, it was absolutely adored, had fluffy, just washed fur but was not particularly well behaved. The dog was on a leash but was only a puppy and the owner had a bit of trouble restraining it and making it lie down. Earlier in the day we had seen a similarly loved little leashed dog being almost devoured by a huge Great Dane. The slightly built young woman who owned the Great Dane tried to wrestle it to the ground and away from the smaller dog. It took the assistance of passers by before the vicious skirmish could be contained. Dogs are seen everywhere: at train stations, on trains, in department stores, in the middle of the road following bicycles, they trot along behind their owners imperiously and no one blinks an eye.

20th AUGUST, 2019 – LYON, FRANCE

We woke to a rainy day in Lyon. Looking out of our window, all across the square, umbrella wielding residents scurried from one side to the other. The ‘Le Royal’ Hotel also serves as a training school for the Paul Bocuse Institute. Unfortunately, like apparently seventy percent of all restaurants across France, their primary restaurant was closed for the month of August. Yet the breakfast was the very best we’ve had in France. The croissants were incredibly flakey, the fruits plentiful and varied and they prepared an excellent omelette. Not only that, but the service was superb.

Despite the weather we decided to go walking. We wanted to investigate a Bouchon (a local restaurant that specialises in Lyonese cuisine) and I had heard that ‘Le Musee’ was one of the very best. Once again we were disappointed to discover the sign in the window advising us that they were closed for the summer and would reopen on 27th August. Unperturbed, we decided that a perfect way to spend a rainy day was with a visit to the Fine Arts Museum. Despite the rain and the construction works, winding our way through the interesting streets (like Paris, it seemed that half the streets were undergoing major reconstruction) was an absolute pleasure. The quality of the street sculptures, fountains and architecture was every bit as impressive as in Paris, albeit on a smaller scale.

The square that houses the Fine Arts Museum is also home to the magnificent Town Hall of Lyon and in the square itself, despite the reconstruction work somewhat spoiling the view, the powerful statue of the ‘Place Des Terreaux’, created by the same artist who sculpted the Statue of Liberty, is an incredible feast for the eyes. But we were out of luck again! In front of the museum the sign advised us that the museum was closed on Tuesdays!

Back at the hotel, we struck gold when we enlisted the assistance of the concierge to assist us in finding a Bouchon in which to eat that night. The first thing that struck us about the ‘V’ was that we were the only non-locals there. The second thing to notice was the professionalism of the wait staff. As the night progressed and we worked our way through our €39 three course dinner, we came to realise that this was arguably the best meal that either of us had eaten ever. In the same way as it is impossible to convey the splendour of the Norwegian fiords with mere photography (it must be experienced) so too is it impossible to describe the taste sensations that we were fortunate enough to enjoy. Barry started with a ‘meat pie’, a ridiculously inadequate translation for the most exquisite slice of terrine encased in pastry. I had the most curious ‘carp’ dish that I would never have picked as fish had I not read the menu. This was followed by suckling pig for Barry and a boned and stuffed chicken for me. Once again, I can’t even begin to attempt to describe the delicious flavours and perfect accompaniments. For dessert Barry had crème brûlée while I had an iced Cointreau parafait. If this entire experience wasn’t perfect enough, after dinner the chef, replete with his red, white and blue ribbon around his neck, came out to personally greet us and to shake our hands. A truly remarkable and memorable evening.

21st AUGUST, 2019 – LYON AND ARLES, FRANCE

I allayed my disappointment of not being able to visit the Fine Art Museum the day before with the knowledge that as our train to Arles wouldn’t leave until 13:20, there would still be time to pay it a short visit in the morning. The sun was shining warmly and the blue sky created a perfect backdrop for the ‘’ white church up on the hillside overlooking the entire town. To enter the huge wooden doors of the museum was to enter a tranquil setting of perfectly maintained gardens, outdoor sculptures and seating. Through the courtyard we entered another building and subsequently spent some time admiring the incredible sculptures in the basement before ascending the stairs to a collection of primarily Impressionist works that far surpassed my expectations. Best of all, we were almost alone and there wasn’t a single tourist or camera in sight! So we were able to enjoy a collection of Manet, Monet, Ingres, Matisse, Renois, Degas, Rembrandt, Gaugin, to name just some of the works, that would have people lining up way down St. Kilda Road if it ever visited Australia. I vowed that this was the way I would forever view European Art, visiting the Art Galleries of lesser towns rather than enduring the claustrophobia of crowds in Paris.

As everywhere else in France, the police/army presence is ever present, at train stations, areas where large groups of tourist congregate, parks and public places. I have felt absolutely safe here, I haven’t been hassled by beggars, toutes and other nuisances.