Life began at sixty-five. After a long, tumultuous relationship, I finally married the love of my life on my parents seventy-first wedding anniversary in 2015. Knowing that we were unlikely to share many decades together, we decided to pack in as many adventures and experiences. We share a passion for diverse cultures, cuisines, architecture, history, art and the glories of nature. What better way to indulge all these pleasures than to dedicate ourselves to travel.
After dashing back to Copenhagen to enjoy a final ‘weinebrød’, we really didn’t have much time before the ship sailed. Awaiting us was a bottle of champagne in an ice bucket and two flutes. We decided to unpack first so that we could really enjoy our lovely home for the next three weeks without clutter.
26th August, 2019 – OSLO, NORWAY
Oslo surprised me. I was expecting it to be much like Copenhagen, it was very, very different. While Denmark, despite the modernity of the National Library, the Copenhagen Opera House, the wonderful new bike bridges and others, still feels very old world to me with copper spires, palaces, Changing of the Guard, Marble Church, Round Tower and Nyhavn. Oslo feels cutting edge and trendy. The Opera House, built to resemble a glacier floating in the waters of the Oslofjord in 2008 at a cost of €500 million is but one example. Oslo was named ‘European Green Capital 2019’ for its dedication to conserving natural areas and reducing pollution. You can catch a subway from Oslo and be in a forest in less than 10 minutes. The harbour water is crystal clear, and in the heatwave that was being endured while we were there, people were leaping in and cooling off everywhere, unafraid of either pollution or sharks!
27th JULY, 2019 – ARENDAL, NORWAY
After sailing overnight from Oslo , the ship was scheduled to berth in Arendal, Norway at 12:30 pm. From well out of sight of land, the presence of sea birds soaring on thermals around the ship, gave a clue of the nearness of land.
As we approached Arendal, rocky little islands dotted the sea. Some of them were mere rocky outcrops, others were lightly treed and green with foliage. Others had small buildings and landings on them. The most impressive were those larger rock outcrops that were home to light houses and their service buildings. It was a sunny day and all this was visually stunning. Added to that (we assumed because cruise ships docking were not a common thing), a flotilla of small boats, small and large, came out to greet and sail alongside us, waving and calling out to us as if we were visiting royalty.
Perhaps because of the myriad of small boats, the impressive, booming fog-horn of the Silver Spirit sounded out, over and over, more than we’d ever heard it before. That only seemed to add to the joy of the people in the small craft as they just waved even more vigorously.
Arendal is a small picturesque town, surrounded by a network of islands dotted with brightly painted buildings, houses, outbuildings, jetties and small marinas. There were boats of all kinds, from elegant sail boats to old, carvel planked, open bartender boats, beautifully varnished, putt-putting along with their single cylinder engines. Along with that, there was every kind and size of power boats powering along, riding the ship’s wake.
When we arrived, it had been our intention to walk around the small town centre, then take a local bus to Grimstad, 20k away, home of playwright, Henrik Ibsen. But that plan was quickly sidelined by the activity of Arendal. We had arrived on the last day of the four day ‘Canal Street’ music festival. The town was simply abuzz with musical activity. A crowd of people surrounded what appeared, from a distance, to be a busker or performer in the centre of the gathered people. As we got closer, we could see that the ‘busker’ was in fact a charismatic, casually dressed ‘conductor’ with a trombone, who directing the ‘crowd’ – his orchestra. The crowd all appeared to be local residents, from 7 to 70 years old (or more!). Almost everyone had a brass instrument of some sort. With the conductor, inside the circle of players, was a percussion group, animatedly playing a range of drums. The bass drum player was particularly adept at twirling his massive piece in a way we’d never seen it done before. The whole experience was absolutely captivating.
Reasoning that, with such a festival in Arendal, most of Grimsted was probably here too. So we decided to simply enjoy the vibrant atmosphere right in front of us. It was only a short port-of-call as the ship was due to sail again at 7:30 pm. So, after a day out in the unseasonably hot weather, we were glad to return to the air conditioned comfort of our cabin.
28th JULY, 2019 – DAY AT SEA
We have had so many experiences in the past few weeks that it almost feels as if we’ve reached sensory overload. So our ‘day at sea’ was a much welcomed day of complete rest and relaxation. That night was ‘formal night’, so we spruced up and had a lovely evening.
30th JULY, 2019 – GEIRANGER, NORWAY
While Flåm was at the innermost end of a 204 km fjord, the Geiranger Fjord was only 64 kms. The town itself is home to some 300 inhabitants. During the summer, with the influx of holiday makers and camper vans, the population swells to about 5000. Today that number swelled even further with the arrival of Silver Spirit’s 600 passengers. However our carbon footprint was negligible compared to what followed us into the fjord – the MSC Meraviglia with 4500 passengers and 1500 crew!
We had booked the early morning tour along the fjord by rib boat (a part inflatable, part planing hull boat, with a powerful motor). That required us to be up and breakfasted for a 9 am departure. In the narrow confines of the fjord, the Silver Spirit had to tether to mooring buoys and prepare to disembark passengers by the ship’s tenders. That was done in groups, depending on which shore excursion was chosen. Most, it seemed, had chosen to be bussed overland to the ship’s next close destination, visiting local farms along the way. The more adventurous (or the more mobile!) chose the rib boat road.
We climbed aboard the tender and rode to the small jetty at the little collection of buildings that constituted the town. As we climbed out of the tender, the huge MSC Meraviglia (one of the five largest cruise ships in the world) was beginning to disgorge its endless stream of passengers. Rather than being tendered in boats, with so many aboard, another approach was needed. As we watched, a long pontoon pier telescoped out to the ship. Once connected, it served as the 200 meter long floating gangway.
We were led to a boathouse on the water’s edge to be outfitted in our ‘protective gear’. As we left the ship, we’d each been handed a towel and were concerned that this was going to be the extent of the promised ‘protection’. The towel was never needed as it turned out. Expecting something akin to a waterproof parka, we were surprised to be offered what looked like a North Sea Survival Suit! It was a one piece, padded, heavy duty, waterproof, full length suit, fastened with a long zipper and Velcro. Perhaps this would be perfect in winter but in this unseasonably hot northern summer, once zipped up, it was a personal sauna. It was also very unflattering! Then, over that, was the obligatory life-jacket.
Trussed up in our gear, we waddled to the pier to board the rib boat, each holding twelve passengers. Our ‘skipper’ was a personable, ruggedly handsome, 30 year old Norwegian man. After a brief safety instruction, the engine rumbled excitedly into life. As we motored out past the two large ships, it was necessary to observe speed restrictions. Once clear, the powerful boat rode up, planing high out of the water, foaming water spraying out from the bow wake. It was exhilarating! Better still, the cool breeze immediately cooled us down inside our ‘Michelin Man’ suits. The boat powered along, bouncing over the bow wakes of other craft, making impressive sharp turns against the fjord walls. It’s manoeuvrability and handling was amazing.
The fjord was the most visually stunning scenery. The height of the sheer rock faces was beyond comprehension of how Ice Age glaciers carved so deep into the earth. Photography alone could never capture the grandeur of the experience. Equally stunning were the precarious, remote farms perched high up on the fjord walls, where accidents of geology allowed for a small area of arable land to exist. The farms, from the last century, are now abandoned as farms, but are undergoing restoration as historical cultural treasures.
It seemed like no time at all and we were returning to the Geiranger township. It was one of the great highlights of our travel so far. We returned to the boathouse to take off the life jacket and sweat suit. We left the boathouse thinking we’d have a look through the village centre. However, the hordes of Meraviglia passengers swarmed everywhere like ants. We decided to take sanctuary bock on board the Silver Spirit.
31st JULY, 2019 – ÅNDALSNES, NORWAY
We took a combined bus and train tour up the Rauma Valley. The Troll Wall was sobering, especially when seeing the list of names of the climbers who have fallen to their deaths while climbing it. Only that weekend, two young men from the Czech Republic had fallen to their deaths and it was only on the day that we visited that their bodies could finally be recovered.
Much more uplifting was the glorious valley, the rivers and the waterfalls. This country certainly has some of the most stunningly beautiful scenery that the world has to offer.
1st AUGUST, 2019 – BERGEN, NORWAY
The crooked, multi-coloured warehouses of Bergen’s World Heritage waterfront that lean together are in the Bryggen district and are symbolic of Bergen. These days they are filled with galleries, craft and souvenir shops. Unlike most other countries, the souvenirs are not tacky, but largely represent Norwegian traditional craft. Knitwear, shoes, hats and gloves made from fur, Christmas decorations and unique toys for children. We briefly contemplated buying a reindeer skin for Joshua so that he could make his own Viking clothing, but quickly discounted the idea as being potentially problematic with the customs authority when we get back to Australia.
The fish market was fascinating. The King crab legs were as big as Astrid’s! I was most attracted to the range of freshly smoked fish – salmon, herring and mackerel. Yet I was repulsed to see black whale meat (I hadn’t known about the colour) for sale. More disgusting was the site of a young American woman posing while sampling it. I felt as if I was watching a cannibal.
We went to see the former castle of King Håkem VII of Norway. Not for the first time, we heard how, when Germany invaded Norway during World War II, brave Norwegians managed to smuggle him, his son and the nation’s reserves of gold bullion out of Norway with the help of a British ship waiting off the coast. I couldn’t help feeling proud to consider that much like British royalty, the Danish Royal Family remained steadfastly in Denmark during the German occupation. King Christian X bolstered national morale by proudly riding through the streets of Copenhagen on horseback, on an almost daily basis despite the German presence.
2nd AUGUST, 2019 – DAY AT SEA
It was such a pleasure to be able to indulge in a totally relaxing day at sea. We needed to reflect on Norway. It was stunningly beautiful in a way no other country could possibly be. Photography can not capture it. It needs to be seen. We started off by having breakfast delivered to our suite and then sat around in our dressing gowns all morning, looking through photographs, reading emails, writing my blog and catching up on French homework. We had decided that we would resist eating lunch on board, other than those few ‘days at sea’, so we indulged in lunch at ‘The Grill’, a pool-side eatery. Then I insisted that we walk the entire ship, deck by deck, using only the stairs, so that I could get some ‘steps’ up.
Another feature of ‘Day at Sea’, is that it is traditionally used as formal night.
3rd AUGUST, 2019 – ÅRHUS & SILKEBORG
When we arrived in Aarhus, we were fortunate to find that we’d arrived at the same time as the Tall Ships Race 2019. Large three masted sailing ships form all over the world were represented. One flag stood out over all others. It was huge enough to have been a mainsail on any of the ships! It fluttered imperiously from the rear mast of an impressive white ship, well manned with meticulously uniformed sailors. We were eager to know what wealthy country it represented. Curiously enough, it proved to be México!
A lovely street in Aahus
But, being in Aarhus, so close to Silkeborg, we couldn’t miss the opportunity to visit the museum containing the 2,500 Year old, amazingly preserved Tollund Man. The museum wasn’t anything we expected it to be. For such an iconic, world renowned Iron Age man, we expected it to be in a massive, modern, atmospherically controlled environment. The museum was in fact a former farm house from Silkeborg’s earliest days. It was quite small, with only a small throng of people wandering around. We were able to spend uninterrupted time simply looking in awe at the remarkable man. A Viking recreation group occupied the gardens.
We are now sailing towards Copenhagen. Our journey continues. We look forward to St Petersburg and all The adventures that await us.
I have had a great deal of difficulty switching between my blog writing programmes, so I apologise for all the empty posts.
21st JULY, 2019 – FUNEN, DENMARK
Funen is the third largest island in Denmark with a population of a little over 450,000. Our first stop was the pretty Egeskov castle. I particularly enjoyed the whimsical statues scattered here and there.
HC ANDERSEN’S STEADFAST TIN SOLDIER
After a few hours of enjoying the castle we set off for Odense. Odense was undergoing a major reconstruction. Everywhere we looked, huge buildings were being erected and roads were being torn up. Sadly, this meant that much of the charm that I recalled from earlier visits was missing. Odense is best known for being the birthplace of Hans Christian Andersen and hundreds of thousands of tourist flock to the old part of town to pay homage to him, to see the place where he was born and the museum that is dedicated to his life. Yet even in this carefully maintained section of Odense, we saw a gaping hole between two of the original houses – one of them being H.C Andersen’s – with engineering braces holding the walls up from collapsing. We can only hope that no modern monstrosity of a hotel will be built there.
22nd JULY, 2019 – ODENSE, DENMARK
We went to a recreated Viking village, where dedicated people of all ages, practised the crafts and trades of the Viking era. We watched the blacksmith making shears and eating implements, watched wool being dyed using natural dyes, saw wooden bowls being painstakingly carved and watched the preparation of porridge and sourdough bread. One young man explained that it had taken him more than a year to handmake his shoes, purse and drinking horn. It was another wonderful day!
23rd JULY, 2019 – RIBE, DENMARK
Ribe is the oldest town in Denmark and the Hotel Dagmar is the oldest hotel in Denmark. When I stayed here nearly forty years ago, there wasn’t a heat wave. The foundations of the hotel had subsided unevenly, the floors creaked and had a very noticeable incline – so much so that the bed legs had been cut 7 cms shorter at on end so the bed was level! That was fine, but the very tiny windows did not allow for any real air-circulation and with the temperature in the high thirties, it was stifling. Sleep was made more difficult by revellers beneath our windows and it was well after midnight before the noise abated.
Ribe is a pretty little town and clearly a favourite holiday destination for Danes. Water mills are an interesting feature of the canals running through the town. The landing place on the river is the site where Viking ships tied up in the year 700 when they first established a marketplace here.
The local Viking museum was fascinating. I was particularly captivated by the shoes, especially those that had belonged to children and how they had been so well preserved.
24th JULY, 2019 – FREDERICIA, DENMARK
I was mainly interested in see the ramparts of the town. After the devastation caused by the 30 years war in a largely unfortified Jutland, King Christian IV realised the necessity of building a strong fortress in Jutland and it was these ramparts that I wanted to see. I hadn’t counted on coming across this fabulous statue, the first ever monument in the world dedicated to ‘the unknown soldier’.
The ramparts themselves provided a lovely green space. The moats between them was teeming with life: birds, fish and ducks all shared space with the human occupants.
Fittingly, wild red poppies grew all aroundIt was so peaceful
Quite by chance, we happened upon a local historical museum that had restored buildings and told of the life of the people who had lived there. Seemingly trivial facts about the population who were essentially dispossessed immigrants. The King had given a special decree for Fredericia allowing the population: Jews, Catholics and Hugenots to practice their own religion in peace. This was a remarkable feat of tolerance for the time.
Our hotel for the evening was a lovely looking old-fashioned ‘Kro’ (Danish country inn), complete with thatched roof. After the disappointingly uncomfortable night we had spent the night before in historic Ribe, I was concerned about the comfort level of this hotel. I needn’t have worried. While the front of the hotel was original, an extensive new development was behind the front facade. Far from being disappointed by this turn of events, I was delighted with the huge bedroom and bathroom, the completely flat, carpeted floor and the gloriously comfortable, modern bed. Nonetheless, the heat remained oppressive, of course there was no air-conditioning, and only a small portion of the comparatively large windows opened to allow some fresh air.
Our Kro in Taulov
25th JULY, 2019 – THE SILVERSEA CRUISE
With the heatwave continuing we were all the more anxious to get to our luxurious, air-conditioned suite aboard ‘The Silver Spirit’.
Barry endured his final white-knuckle, two and a half hour drive back to Copenhagen. We dropped off our rental car, caught a taxi to Langelinie where the cruise ships dock, checked our luggage on board and then promptly caught a taxi back to Copenhagen to enjoy a cup of coffee and some of the best Danish pastry in Denmark at Konditori Le Glace on the walking street. What a wonderful few weeks!
It felt so wonderful to be in Denmark again. We stayed at Hotel Kong Arthur, situated in a beautiful part of Copenhagen on Nørre Søgade, just across from a lake and very close to Rosenborg Castle. The first thing I wanted to do as soon as we checked in was get out and walk the streets. My plan was to walk to the gardens of Rosenborg Castle, but as is my habit, I got hopelessly lost and we found ourselves in a cemetery instead. Yet because of getting lost, we found ourselves in a beautifully tended and tranquil cemetery. I don’t know who funded it, but every grave, even those from 1790, were beautifully maintained with lovely flowers and cool pathways shaded by leafy trees.
We’d walked for a few house before we arrived back at the hotel and it was so unusually hot that we were absolutely dripping with sweat and decided on a cooling gin and tonic before getting changed for dinner. We had eaten before at the wonderful ‘New Nordic’ restaurant, Høst, and were delighted to have the opportunity to do so again. Every dish was visually stunning and had flavours that burst in our mouths.
17 th JULY, 2019 – HELSINGØR
Just 45 minutes out of Copenhagen lies the lovely town of Helsingør. Across the Sund and a 35 minute ferry ride from Helsingør, lies Helsingborg, Sweden.
Helsingør is really lovely with pretty cobblestoned walking streets, but the real attraction here is Kronborg Castle, the famous setting for Shakespeare’s Hamlet. The location of Kronborg, commanding the Sund, a narrow stretch of water between Sweden and Denmark was of great strategic importance between the 16th and 18th Centuries.
The cannons are still used for the Queen’s Birthday salute.
In the Casement of Kronborg ‘Holger Dansk’ sits sleeping. One of the most legendary Danish heroes, who may or may not have ever existed, it is said that if Denmark ever gets into trouble and needs his help, he will wake up and come to the rescue.
Back in Copenhagen we had time to get me a Skagen step-counting watch, that not only looks better than the ugly plastic model that I’ve been wearing for five years, but with 48% off on sale, was even a lot cheaper!
Them it was time to do some serious birthday shopping at Georg Jensen before a leisurely stroll back to the hotel before dinner at Zeleste. We had asked for a traditional Danish restaurant to be suggested to us since the one we had really wanted to revisit was closed for the summer (as so many were) so we were disappointed to find ourselves in another over priced New Nordic establishment that was nowhere near as good as Hørst. We brushed aside that minor disappointment as we knew that we’d have plenty more opportunities to sample traditional, old fashioned Danish food.
18th JULY, 2019
We checked out of Hotel Kong Arthur and took a cab to the Eurocar office. We were pleased to be allocated a Skoda ‘Superb’ station wagon which, with barely 1500 kilometres, was a virtually new car. Fortunately for us it was equipped with navigation. Unfortunately, it wasn’t the most user friendly system, and always required an exact address, otherwise the predicative text would suggest multiple possibilities from half of Europe! We had to park outside of Eurocar until we had successfully programmed our destination on the island of Møn. Our hotel was to be Liselund Nye Slot, situated not far from the famous white cliffs, a unique feature in an otherwise predominantly very flat Denmark.
Reacquainting ourselves with the ‘unnatural ’ driving position, the drive out of the CBD of Copenhagen was a very cautious one. Not only does the brain have to laterally invert every action, assimilate curious new road signs and over cautiously , giving way to all pedestrians, other cars, and a myriad of bicycles as well! Turning any corner is a total nightmare. Are there cars coming? If no, start to turn! Then suddenly scream, ‘Aaaargh!’ And stand on the brakes, and watch as the bullet like kamikaze bicycles fly across in front of you, imperiously, on the designated bike path! It was a relief to get out of the 130 km/h limit freeway. Mind you, even at that speed, you had to stay in the slow lane! Being passed by Danes driving at 150 mph Or more, was a common experience!
As we got closer to the bridge that crossed of the island of Møn, the countryside was more agricultural, with only small groups of houses and a few shops. We were keen to find a pharmacy (for Barry’s Bedouin belly) and a shop that sold electrical plugs. An important hair curling iron had been battered in transit, bending a blade of the power plug. Straightening it became an oops moment amputation. One solution was to fit a local plug, if only we could find one. At last we came to a larger town, Stege, just before the bridge across to Møn. The pharmacy was a modern one, like a Medicare office in Australia, requiring you to take an electronic ticket, nominating your purpose, prescription or something else incomprehensible!
Across the street was a store selling a range of gifts and small electrical appliances. It was also having a sale. Thinking, but not too optimistically, they might just sell a power plug, we went in to browse. In the end, we never did buy a plug. There on a shelf at the back of the store, was a curling iron. Courtesy of the sale, it had been marked down, in stages, from an original 600 Danish kroner to 200 Danish kroner. Problem solved!
We continued on to Møn and navigated our way to the hotel, Liselund, an original mansion from the 1850s now run as a boutique hotel. Surrounding the hotel is an awe inspiring manicured garden area, with small lakes, glades of trees, pathways, bridges and a few gloriously preserve thatched roofed houses and outbuildings.
Liselund Nye Slot
After we checked in, we took a drive to find the best vantage point to view the cliffs. The road from Liselund was very narrow and unsealed, barely wide enough for two cars to pass each other safely, much less all the camper vans and occasional buses. It was just a matter ..of pulling off the road as far as was safe and easing slowly by. There were a number of Camping grounds and parking areas we pass along the way. But without realising it, we passed the main tourist park, containing the cliff walking trails and fossil museum.
We drove on to what was clearly a private residence, but it was also the start of a cliff top walking trail open to the public. After more than 45 minutes exploring there, we drove further on toKlintholm. We saw a restaurant that claimed to serve 15 types of pickled herring in their Danish style buffet.
Unfortunately it was closed then, but would be open the next day. Nearby the word crab caught my eye! My mouth watered for a delicious crab roll. I went in and asked for their crab. After many blank looks, I realised it was just a burger and chips place. As we left, Barry pointed out that it was called ‘Grab and Go’. My lightheadedness from hunger had created a food mirage. Out on the pier, we saw a converted fishing trawler was about to leave for the afternoon cruise around the cliffs. The cost was 175 Danish kroner iseach. We immediately asked to join the cruise but sadly there were no places left. We decided to come back for the 10:15 cruise the next morning. That way, would be back in time for the herring buffet at 12 midday. So being disappointed about the cliff’s cruise, we decided to drive back to the main tourist attraction at Møns Klimt.
There was a boardwalk and a long steep flight of stairs down to the stony beach below the towering cliffs. The boardwalk was a gentle gradient, allowing disabled access, while the stairs were obviously going to be very challenging! As it was late in the day, the temperature was well into the 30s and we had already walked a long way at the previous Cliff path so we took the easy option! The view at the end of the boardwalk was great, but far from the best one available. But it was as much as we can achieve that day.
Next morning, after a delicious breakfast, we packed the car and headed back to the pier hoping to take the cliff cruise. We hadn’t booked ahead because we weren’t certain that we would be able to get there in time.
As it happens, we got a relatively clear run to the town. We parked and made our way to the pier. The boat only had about six passengers on board with only about 10 minutes to go. We asked for a place on board, to which the skipper ‘asked do you have a booking?’ Plainly we didn’t. But he said we could wait and if anyone didn’t turn up we could have a place. At the last minute a crowd of 10 people sauntered along the pier and up the gangway! All our hopes were dashed.
We decided to go back to Møns Klimt and go down to the beach. After an eternity of steps, we set foot on the grey, stony beach. Just comprised of either hard grey stones or soft chalk white stones, all rounded into random sizes, just like with river stones. In a number of places they were springs of bubbling water out of the limestone cliff. In places, the limestone dissolved into a white, wet slurry. People used sticks as brushes with this to paint their names on the grey rocks, then placed them on the chalky rock face. I spied Astrid’s name immediately, and a little further along, ‘The Hansen Family’. The cliffs themselves were an impressive 320 m high, towering over us on the beach. In places there was evidence of rockfalls where large sections of the clifftop had carved off. Alarmingly, there was a precarious overhang high above us, looking like it was overdue to separate from the rock face!
We started to climb back up the stairs. Thankfully, there were rest areas every so often. We stopped occasionally, but mostly made the upward trip without too much trouble. Others, older than us, weren’t so fortunate! At the top of the stairs, we settled at a picnic table and bought a cold bottle of water. We heard other saying that there were 500 steps in the descent to the beach. It certainly felt like it to us! It was nearly midday so we returned to the car to drive back to Klintholmhavn for the buffet. It was everything it claimed to be. There were herrings I’d never seen before, even a licorice flavoured one, which I must say had an unusual but delicious flavour.
View from our restaurant at Klintholmhavn
19th JULY, 2019 – NAKSKOV
After lunch it was time to drive from Klintholmhavn to Nakskov with the assistance of the car’s navigation system. We arrived in Nakskov at about 4 pm. Ole and Anne-Grethe had very generously invited us to stay with them for two days. On our last visit, at Christmas time 18 months ago, we stayed in a hotel, so as not to impose on any family members. But Ole had insisted that the next time we were to stay with them. So we found it impossible to refuse their hospitality.
As Ole had been a seaman on many ships over the years, he had a good level of English, so Barry didn’t have to struggle to engage in reasonably basic conversations. After more than a year of Duolingo Danish lessons, my skills were about to be put to the real test at last. It became evident quite quickly that my Danish had improved in leaps and bounds. We sat together for coffee and the conversation was easy. We had been there for less than an hour when the telephone call came from Mogens prompting us to go to his house to meet the rest of the family and to have the evening meal.
The dinner at Mogens and Bente’s was a continuation of the generous family hospitality. We were joined by Preben and Dorrit, and the conversation and laughter came easily. We sat eating and drinking until well after dark – and it only gets dark in Denmark in the summertime when it is very late! We were exhausted. Me, from my Danish gym workout. Barry, from struggling to appear animated and engaged in the language black hole. It was a wonderful evening.
20th JULY, 2019 – NAKSKOV
We slept late, so after a delicious breakfast, it wasn’t long before it was time to head off for Nakskov for the long awaited ‘cousins’, lunch to celebrate so many of us who were born in Nakskov seventy years ago. It was generous of Marielle to travel all the way to Nakskov after having so recently flown back from her holiday in Bali.
My lovely cousins
Then it was back to Ole’s for the afternoon on the patio with Marielle, Preben, Dorrit, Mogens and Bente. As Mogens, Dorrit and Bente spoke scarcely a word of English, I was pleased, for the first time to be able to talk easily with them as I’ve never been able to before. I felt really heartened later, when Ole said how much my Danish had improved and how good my accent was. But it was so very tiring! It was another very late night. Earlier in the day Ole had asked how we were going to get to Odense, our next destination. It appeared to us to be a four hour indirect Island hopping trip by road. Ole pointed out that there was a ferry that would take 45 minutes to cross us to a point that would save us 200 km of driving. He went to check the ferry times. When he came back, he’s already booked and paid for us on the 10:15 am ferry crossing. Again, their generosity and hospitality were humbling.
21st JULY, 2019 – ODENSE
That night we set an alarm for 8 am in the morning. After we had breakfast, we followed Ole and Anne-Gethe to the wharf. They insisted on leading us to the ferry and seeing us safely on board. The efficiency of Danish ferries is a marvel of organisation. They get cars on and off with a minimum of fuss and without a minute wasted. Getting the cars off quickly is probably assisted by Danes knowing to go straight to the vehicles as soon as the announcement to do so is made. Both departure and arrival were absolutely punctual. Not like the dawdlers of the Spirit of Tasmania who leave their cars blocking lanes despite repeated announcements calling for them to return to their cars.
Ole and Anne-Grethe waved and took photos of us as we drove onto the ferry. We went up on deck and found them still standing there, looking up expectantly. We waved, they waved and took even more photos. It was sad to see them disappear into the distance and I hope that we get them to see again soon.
After returning from Melbourne CBD following four day’s of staying in the city because Barry had night court, we had only a few precious hours to finally pack for our four month odyssey before being picked up by our driver. Being organised like a moon mission was a priority (for Barry), leaving the house in a state fit for the burglars was a priority (for me) but overall our main priority was simply not to stress and to begin to relax into our holiday! It’s pointless to be days into a time away before the relaxation factor has kicked in. Once the cases were packed, there were ‘essential’ items that had been jigsaw-puzzle-fitted into place in this or that corner of this or that case or bag. So in typical organised fashion (OCD) Barry recorded the secret locations of where we had ‘hidden’ important things including various currencies and credit cards, so that we would never lose the lot, on his phone. It subsequently helped with finding a hidden credit card and one or two other items. When you’re jet lagged, it can be enormously frustrating to KNOW you packed something, but where?
We stayed overnight at the Park Royal Hotel at Tullamarine ahead of our early flight the next morning. Our Cathay Pacific daylight flight to Hong Kong was about 9 hours. But it had a 6 hour lay over before we could board our Royal Jordanian flight to our next stop in Amman, Jordan … but requiring a one hour stopover in Bangkok, making something of a zigzag flight plan. We’d never flown Royal Jordanian before, but found the service and food to be absolutely excellent! From Bangkok to Amman was another 9 hour leg. So, by the time we arrived in Jordan it had been 30 hours spent in travelling.
Despite getting some periods of deep sleep, our minds were still foggy when we got off the plane. Ambling like sleep-deprived sheep, we tagged along with the disembarking ‘herd’ to yet another security screening area. With our carry on bags laden with four month’s of prescription medications, it was inevitable at some stage that we’d be queried over what we were carrying. Barry had to have his bag thoroughly searched, added to the indignity of the ‘shoes off, belt off, jacket off’ routine he has because of his titanium hip joints! But, after all that, we weren’t in the baggage claim area – because mistakenly, we’d gone through to departures as if we were transiting! It was even harder getting back out again, with very suspicious looks and repeat scans and pat-downs. Then, by the time we got to the baggage carousel, only one of our two suitcases was doing the rounds. Almost all the other people’s bags had been collected. Fortunately, it only took another half hour to find that it had been put aside for ‘security concerns’. We weren’t told what the problem was. Once they saw ‘respectable’ us, they simply asked, “This your bag?” in a heavily Arabic accented slightly annoyed tone and let us take the case without further explanation!
Hardly surprising then, once outside the terminal, that we opted to take a taxi as Uber didn’t respond due to telecom issues. It was only on checking in at the hotel that the Concierge asked us about the driver we’d arranged with them months before! He was still waiting for us at the airport wondering where we were!!
In Barry’s same OCD fashion, to avoid any ‘seniors’ jet lag confusion, he’d recorded all of the case combination lock codes. But Murphy’s Law will find some way to throw you a curve-ball. One case, with a quite shamefully insecure combination number (yes, you guessed it, 000!) the lock simply refused to open with the correct number. Trying to wiggle the number wheels didn’t work. Trying to pop the zipper tags out of the catch with hotel teaspoons didn’t work … NOTHING worked!! So, finally giving up, we called the hotel maintenance man! He arrived with a couple of screw drivers in hand and with a few deft (damaging) moves, the zips ran free again! However the lock won’t work any more!
On the positive side, I had enquired months before about getting an early Check-in because of our flight arriving at five in the morning. When I was told that it would cost an additional US$80, I decided that we would just drop off our luggage and walk around Amman for some considerable amount of hours. So I was delighted when the Concierge, far from being grumpy, told us that not only was our room ready for us, but also that we had been upgraded to a suite! I was liking these Jordanians more and more.
After the debacle with Barry’s suitcase had been resolved, we did a little unpacking and sorting and then decided that a long walk was in order. We set off at around seven, much to the horror of the hotel staff, who were aghast that we would actually want to walk the estimated one hour to get to the Roman amphitheater. They gave us a blurry photo copy of a map on which they had all but obliterated the street names with their ‘helpful’ magic marker leading the way. Barry found it disconcerting to be unable to decipher the street names as most of them were only written in Arabic. After walking for ten minutes or so and not being unable to make heads nor tails of the street names or how they responded to the map, we decided to go back to the hotel to clarify our orientation. Indeed, we had been walking in the wrong direction.
As we walked we were struck by repetitive sameness of buff coloured, poorly maintained concrete housing. The footpaths were not merely uneven, but perilously dangerous with potholes, sudden back jarring drops, high curbs, low curbs and no curbs. The only greenery to be seen were weeds so it was a rather sad and uninspiring walk in the blistering heat made worse by the heat radiating from the buildings.
We took several wrong turns along the way and recognised that we were seriously lost and that we had been walking for at least ninety minutes when I noticed a policeman sitting in a parked car. Like so many Jordanian men, he was incredibly handsome and had strikingly blue eyes. His English was only slightly better than my Arabic, which made our communication extremely rudimentary. Like us he had difficulty deciphering our map, but eventually decided that our destination was on the other side of the hill. It was only then that we noticed the sound of birdsong and looked up to see the tops of trees (even some gums) and flowering vines on top of a long high wall. The celebratory banners and crown emblems tipped us off that we were at the Royal palace and a long way, in the wrong direction from the Roman amphitheatre. Conceding defeat and feeling at the risk of heatstroke, we hailed a taxi back to the hotel. Three minutes later Barry spotted the amphitheater out of the window and asked the driver to stop. Any disappointment that the driver might have felt because of losing a much longer metered trip must have been allayed by being paid 7 Dinar, rather than the 70 cents on the meter!
Street scene on our walk
Roman amphitheater
By the time we got back to the hotel we had walked 10.5 kilometres! It was 2:30 but it felt more like midnight so we decided to rest in our room until it was a reasonable time to have dinner. We had been gorging ourselves on food throughout our long journey, so although we felt famished, we only wanted a light meal.
We had the hotel driver drop us off at ‘Shawerma Zarb’ , a cheap eats restaurant highly recommended by Trip Advisor. We weren’t disappointed. The young men working there were lovely and very welcoming. We were expecting the swarma where slices of spit roasted meat are sliced from compacted cooked meat. This was more finely chopped, but nonetheless delicious. When we finished eating, the staff encouraged us to go to the area known as ‘downtown’ to experience Jordan’s national dessert, Kunafeh, at the reputedly best Kunafeh Bakery in Amman, Habibi. They also insisted that we should take an Uber. We explained that we couldn’t access our Uber account because Telstra didn’t operate in Jordan, so they organised to get an Uber and we paid in cash: a princely sum of 1.5 JD or A$3, for a 10k ride.
At Habibi’s we thankfully only asked for a small slice each, rather than a larger portion on offer. The small slice was almost too much, very rich with a melted sweet cheese base and a pancake-like topping, sprinkled with crushed pistachios and doused with warm sugar syrup! We’d wanted to have it with a coffee. But, oddly enough, Habibi’s, with a pleasant upstairs air conditioned dining room overlooking the street, they didn’t serve coffee!! Only water or carbonated soft drinks!
After that, we wandered the streets, taking in the people-watching. But as it became more crowded and chaotic, we opted to hail a cab back to the hotel for ‘Happy Hour’! That led to our next taxi adventure! The cab was old and decrepit. The driver took us by a way that was different from anything we’d known before, and that seemed to be going entirely in the wrong direction. Worse, he was driving like the Formula 1 World Championship depended on it! On one sharp continuous uphill curve, the cab leaned over perilously while overtaking more cautious drivers! We wondered if we were being taken off to somewhere remote or thought that, at best, he was running up the meter needlessly. We were so relieved to have the hotel come into view. But we’d seen the meter climbing relentlessly during the journey!
Even for experienced travellers, exchange rates, the ways different money amounts are expressed, and the expectations of tipping (or simple rounding up) can cause a degree of understandable confusion. That can lead to us innocently giving deeply offensive miserly tips (such as the tiny few rupees tip Barry thought he was generously giving an Indian rickshaw pedaller who’d laboured horribly, lugging two big westerners – us!), or as happened now in Amman, the kind of mistake that led to a tenfold rip-off taxi fare!! Taxi meters in Jordan read in four digits, conveniently for the taxi drivers, without any decimal place. The unwitting western traveller instinctively (but incorrectly) places the decimal in the middle.
Yesterday, in a metered taxi, we were dropped back to our hotel with the meter finally showing a fare of “1970”. Previously, we’d paid only 21 Dinars for the long journey from the airport, so nearly 20 Dinars was plainly too much!! The driver only showed us the meter, he didn’t say anything, but we insisted he let us query the fare with the hotel doorman! We felt chastened and embarrassed when it became clear that the fare was only 1.97 Dinars … so we ‘generously’ rounded it up to 3 Dinars (about $6).
SATURDAY – JORDAN MUSEUM
We started the day by going to another highly recommended restaurant, Fatatri. Not only was the food mouth-wateringly spectacular but we discovered a whole new world in Amman. On our first day here all we saw was drab, poverty stricken neighbourhoods. Yet as we approached this restaurant on Rainbow Street, we were struck by the comparative affluence of the area. We were clearly in the Consulate and expatriate area with International schools, opulent housing, expensive European cars, upmarket shops, but most importantly, gardens with trees and flowers. We had an absolutely delicious breakfast in leafy surroundings. The Feteers were like nothing I had ever tasted before and I only regret that I may never taste one again. I chose the delicious mushroom variety while Barry had the Greek and each was as good as the other.
We spent many hours at the outstanding Jordan Museum. We were both transfixed by the very professional and captivating, world class presentation. Time just evaporated as we became immersed in Jordanian cultural history. The upstairs hands on display, clearly designed for children was so riveting that Barry had to finally tear me away so that I stopped hogging what children were lining up to use. What a wonderful way to instil pride and knowledge in the younger generation.
Ready to return to the hotel, we took a taxi from a handsome, well spoken Palestinian who was waiting inside the Museum gate. Unusually for taxis in Amman, this one was a new Hyundai. When we arrived at the hotel, the first clue that a scam was afoot came when he pulled up across the street from the hotel entrance (always a warning sign anywhere in the world!). The meter read “1375”. As we’d been happy with him up to that point, we were going to tip and round up to 3 Dinars. But as we held out the cash, he convincingly said, “No, 13 not 3!” We argued with him and demanded he drive to the doorman to verify the fare. He could’ve easily reversed back to the doorman, but drove once around the block and again pulled up even further away from the entrance! That was enough for us! We both got out of the cab and gave him the 2 Dinars (minus the 1 Dinar tip!) and said, “Follow us to the hotel if that is wrong and we will pay you the rest”!Needless to say, he seemed to lose his way to the entrance and disappeared into the distance. Once bitten, twice shy!!
The bad taste in our mouths from that experience was obliterated by another gastronomic experience, once again in Rainbow Street, but this time in more upmarket restaurant, Sufra.
This restaurant really felt like an oasis in the desert. The outdoor eating area was tranquil and charming with water fountains, flowers, trees and lanterns. The wait staff were elegantly attired and the maître’d wore desert patrol uniform complete with ammunition belt and khunjar. Best of all was the food: we had the Jordanian National dish, Mansaf. It was succulent lamb on top of an incredibly gorgeous rice and roasted almonds and topped with a yogurt sauce. Not to be missed!
What an absolutely wonderful day!
SUNDAY – PETRA
Despite the ungodly 7am pick up time, we were excited to be heading out at last to wondrous Petra! We stored our luggage in the hotel and waited in the foyer for our driver. A tall (195cm), very thin, young Jordanian man, Ihab, greeted us and led us to a near new Ford Hybrid car. This was a very comfortable luxury touch that made us glad not to have been one of many on a group tour. The benefits of a private tour were more than worth the added premium! As we drove, Ihab opened up about how he’d recently graduated from university with a degree in civil engineering, but with little prospect of getting a job in Jordan. But with his knowledge of English, he was able to get the job of driving tourists. He proudly confided that he’d just become engaged, only four days ago, to “the love of his life” whom he’d met at university.
As we drove out of Amman the countryside became steadily more arid and rock strewn. We’ve never seen a more barren, parched, infertile expanse of land. This would be hardly anyone’s idea of “a land of milk and honey”! Just the thought of how Moses led the Israelites through this wilderness gave a new perspective on the meaning of endurance! Yet, along the way, there were still shepherds tending flocks of sheep and goats, much as they had done for thousands of years. In parts there were patches of cultivation. It would’ve been hard to imagine anything could grow here at all, but the evidence of roadside stalls groaning under the weight of watermelons, tomatoes and other produce seemed to remove any doubt.
The drive to Petra was almost four and a half hours, climbing steadily into mountains unlike any we’d seen elsewhere. They were ‘rocky’ in a most unusual way. It was as if the whole land was a rubble field of rock fragments of all sizes, scattered uniformly everywhere. In the midst of that impoverished landscape, there were small roadside settlements and villages. There were many scattered low Bedouin style tents, some obviously inhabited while others were set up as street stalls. There were different kinds of small buildings made of concrete blocks, some of them were dwellings, others were workshops. In one village, there were trucks and parts of trucks being worked on in greasy shop front workshops. It was very reminiscent of similar scenes we’d seen in India. Once again, the dismal poverty was there to be seen.
We arrived in Petra at about 11 am, fortunately, ahead of the buses and crowds that soon followed. We wanted to have a guide to explain what we would be seeing. Ihab warned us to only use an ‘authorised’ guide who we’d find at the ticket office. We had a Jordan Pass which gave us entry into the site. The pass cost 70 JOD, the cost of entry to Petra alone, but it gave us entry to many other historic sites and attractions. No one should go without a Jordan Pass, if for no other reason than avoiding ticket queues.
Our private tour had been arranged and paid for months before, so it wasn’t fresh in our memory exactly what it covered. The guide would cost 50 JOD (about $100 AUD) but Ihab said it was covered by the company, so he went and paid for us. It was only later, on a closer reading of the ‘exclusions’ that we found that was one of them! At the ticket office, a thick set, middle aged Jordanian man was standing by. He was a guide. He latched onto us like a fly on food! We didn’t particularly warm to him, but he was a very knowledgeable graduate historian. Then he wanted to discuss our ‘options’! He took us to a large wall map of Petra and explained that there was the basic 50 JOD tour of about 2 hours. That simply followed the main ground level path that snaked through the site. However, to really see the ‘best’ of the site, there were side tours to higher elevations, for better photographic opportunities. We chose to take one of the shortest side excursions as the day was very hot, around 40 degrees Celsius. Of course, said that was an extra 30 JOD and would add another 45 minutes to the tour. We gave him the cash and he went off to buy the additional ticket. When he came back and presented us with the receipt for 35 JOD (about $70 AUD), we reached to give him the $10 balance, but he waved the money aside saying, “That’s OK, I cover that for you”. Our ‘suspicious travellers’ senses were now on heightened alert! He was obviously grooming us for a generous tip!
But he nevertheless proved to be an excellent guide. However, he obviously wanted to finish early!! The expected 2 hrs 45 minute tour was over in under 2 Hours. We had to keep up with his fast pace! That was fine on the way along the cleft-in-the-rock gorge known as ‘The Siq’. It wasn’t evident to us at the time that it was on a steady downward slope! When we made our way out, after the tour, it was an exhausting uphill trek in the worst of the afternoon heat!
Hassan, the guide, was a very fit man in his fifties. As we made our way in through the gorge, he explained much that we would not have understood or simply missed seeing entirely. Then, purporting to show us something high up on the side of the gorge, he positioned us for the most exciting ‘reveal’ … our first glimpse of what we’d waited a lifetime to see, the incredible “Treasury of Petra” opening before us at the end of the gorge! But almost as amazing was the fact that there were very few other tourist along the way. Every other image we’d seen of Petra seemed to have crowds of people there shoulder to shoulder. We felt privileged!
Further along, past the Treasury, were countless other wonderful rock-carved facades. As we came in sight of the amazing Nabatean amphitheater, hewn straight out of the rock like all else in Petra, the guide said this is where we take the side tour. We left the main path and started to climb gently off to the right. At first it was mildly strenuous in the heat. But as we ascended higher, it became more like rock climbing! Neither of us is particularly comfortable with heights, and in places it was absolutely vertiginous!! It took the guide holding my hand and pulling me up, and Barry pushing my bum from behind to get me up some of the more challenging parts. We were both quickly tiring from the heat and physical exertion. It made us realise that had we left this much later in life, it would be beyond our ability … it almost was this time!! But the rewards of the climb were some amazing photographs. Looking down on the amphitheater was one. The rainbow caves and hidden carved facades was another. The photos will speak for themselves. No other narrative is necessary. But photos alone cannot capture Petra!
As we descended from our side tour to rejoin the main path, there was one daunting last challenge – a roughly welded, jury-rigged steel mesh ‘bridge’ over a 20 metre deep gorge! Through the mesh deck (if you were silly enough to look down) was a terrifying drop to the gorge floor. The guide went ahead of me, holding my hand. Barry stood back taking pictures of my tentative slow steps across the void. At least, that’s what he claimed to be doing! He followed along after, having been thereby assured it was safe!!
Petra burial site
Nabatean amphitheatre from 1 BC
Just before descending to the valley floor again we stopped by the ruins of a Byzantine church, from a much later period than the Nabatean, the 3rd Century AD. That marked the end of the guide’s tour. We tipped him 20 JOD ($40 AUD) taking into account his ‘contribution’ to our side tour ticket. We suspected he would demonstrate a degree of disdain, but to our relief he was gracious and seemed content. Once down on the main path, we started the long walk back, realising at that moment that it was all going to be uphill. We were already very tired, actually we were probably quite exhausted and heat stressed! There were local ‘transport’ vendors touting to the weary and footsore. The options were, ranging in comfort value, horse drawn ‘chariots’ (a two wheeled sprung covered cart), horseback rides or the less flash, donkey rides. Of course, we brushed aside all offers. As fit as we are, we thought it too demeaning! We saw countless other weak-willed travellers climbing onto their choice of escape, but not us!
As we walked, steadily uphill, there were many times we thought we were nearly at the end. Wrong!! We’d completely underestimated just how far we’d come, just how tired we were, and just how much the intense heat was sapping our strength. Yet, we still resisted the temptation of transport. Eventually, after many rest stops to take a sip of our diminishing water supply, we reached The Siq at last. It afforded some relief from the sun, with the high walls giving patches of shade. We were beginning to feel quite weak and light headed, but pressed on. Like wanderers in a desert, it seemed like we were near the end. At the last part of the upward climb, the gorge opened out. With a sense of relief we thought we were back at the entrance! Only then did we realise we were only halfway! It was just the open area of The Treasury!! The look of despair on our faces must have been seen many times before by the transport ‘sharks’! We were immediately approached by one asking if we wanted to ride on horseback the rest of the way. We waved him away, but he ‘kindly’ asked, “You have Jordan Pass?” “Yes”, we acknowledged. “Then it’s free”, he said, “it’s included in your pass”. “Free?” we said. “Yes, free, just maybe a tip”. We knew there’d be a catch, but at that point we really couldn’t have made it out without an ambulance!! So we mounted up like the horsemen of old! However, not like some of the sillier young tourists who were dressed as Bedouins, thinking themselves a modern day Lawrence of Arabia.
However, we were grateful to have ridden the last two kilometres. It was in the hottest part of the day and we were at our weakest. As it was we had walked more than 13 kms before giving in to going on horseback. Of course, we knew we’d be stung for a tip that would in all probability equate to the cost of the ride. By signs to each other we agreed on 5 JOD ($10 AUD) which, given it was only the last part of the long path out, seemed generous to us. Of course, the horse traders didn’t think so! But tired and cranky as we were, they weren’t going to scam us for any more!
We walked from the horses back past the ticket entrance and out into ‘modern’ Petra, a tasteless strip of souvenir shops, restaurants and money exchanges. Right on the corner nearest the historic site entrance was the fine looking Movenpick Hotel. Petra was a mix of the tacky and the tasteful, with very little of the latter! On the suggestion of Ihab our driver, we went to the Red Cave Cafe for something to eat and to rest and regather our energy. It wasn’t his best recommendation! But it gave us a place to rest in air conditioned comfort until it was time for Ihab to pick us up for the drive to Wadi Rum in the desert.
We drove from Petra for almost two hours until we arrived at the modern tourist checkpoint to have our Jordan Pass checked and stamped. Then on another few kilometres to Rum, a disappointing ramshackle collection of tents, roughly constructed cement block one-room houses, long-unfinished derelict structures and a collection of abandoned cars. Rum was where the sealed road stopped – in fact, there was no road beyond, just the desert. The only area in Rum of any decent appearance was the tourist rest area and car park. Ihab parked the car and went to find the four wheel drive that was to take us to the “Luxury Camp” out in the desert. Naturally, we expected something like a modern, gleaming Toyota Landcruiser. As we waited we saw a collection of old utes with bench seats either side of the rear tray, covered with open sided canopy. They all seen better days! We were amused to think of the poor bastards who’d have to go out into the desert in those! Then Ihab came back with a diminutive Bedouin boy (who looked all of 16!). The boy took our bag and walked toward one of the oldest utes, a twin cab. He opened the door and we were about to climb in when he threw our bag into the cab, then beckoned us to climb into the tray!! We clambered up with difficulty, our bodies aching after our earlier labour’s at Petra. The engine started and immediately the whole vehicle started to rattle. We rumbled and rattled off down the last vestige of road and off into the desert as the sun was starting to set. It was a half hour bone-jarring ride past a number of less ‘luxurious’ encampments. Finally our cam came into view, distinguished principally by the sign saying “Luxury Night Camp”!
The encampment was situated right up against the vertical wall of one of the many impressive red sandstone monoliths in the wadi. The wadi itself was like the landscape of Mars, all red rocks, dust, sand and towering weathered stone giants. The camp was comprised of two types of guest accommodation, rows of inflated dome tents (like a space base on an alien planet) and more ‘traditional’ looking tents made from the same heavy woven canvas we’d seen in genuine Bedouin tents. In fact, the ‘tents’ were just demountable huts disguised with the trappings of a tent. Inside, the charade continued with satin billowing from the ceiling and draping the walls. A second ‘tent’ adjoining the main one served as a well equipped bathroom. In the middle of the desert, we had all the facilities of a hotel room, shower, toilet, a very comfortable queen size bed and air conditioning!!
Luxury tent
Basic tents
The dining room was another tent-disguised demountable structure. The dinner was served buffet style. The salads and cold dishes were excellent. The roast meats (said to have been cooked Bedouin style in a ground pit) were not so good! However, that such catering was possible in the desert at all was remarkable in itself! After dinner, we were so spent from the long day, even though it was still early, we fell into the deepest of sleeps. But what an amazing day it was!!
MONDAY – WADI RUM, RED SEA, DEAD SEA
We woke early feeling quite rested after sleeping peacefully in our unexpectedly comfortable bed. Breakfast was as uninspiring as dinner the night before although we did manage to get the cook prepare a tomato and cheese omelette and also had an Arabian coffee prepared for us which was infinitely better than the stuff that came out of the machine.
We had already decided that if the dilapidated pick up truck that bought us from to the camp turned up for our Wadi tour, we would be tempted to decline. So our heart sank to see that the chariot that awaited us was one and the same. We clambered aboard nonetheless and were pleased to discover that our kidneys incurred much less damage as we drove through the desert. There were times when my vertigo got the best of me as we drove down steep sand dunes, but I felt a particular thrill to find myself standing in front of ‘Lawrence’s’ house. We climbed up the rock behind Lawrence’s house to his lookout and it was eerie to stand where he must have stood with a clear view up and down the valley. As with Petra, no photograph or video recording can do justice to the mammoth majesty of the huge rock formations and the effects of erosion on their surfaces. I used to describe the rock formations in the deserts of Oman as like a moonscape, but this felt more akin to the surface of Mars.
Lawrence came to Jordan as a archeology student and fell in love with all things Arabic. At the time Jordan was part of the Ottoman Empire and therefore ruled by Turks. After his return to England and at the start of the First World War, Lawrence wanted to return to Jordan to do what he could to assist. His knowledge of Arabic led to him being selected as a liaison officer, one of his major functions being to interrogate Turkish prisoners. Yet he went beyond his brief, moving onto the dessert, remaining there for four years and earning the confidence of the various tribal leaders and assisting them with strategies to repel the Turks. This was far more than the British had asked him to do, he was thought to have ‘gone native’ and had the Turks not been expelled, he would undoubtedly been punished as an insubordinate. The British did not stand by the promises that he had made to the tribal leaders and Lawrence subsequently lost the respect and honour that had previously been accorded to him. He returned to England and after journalists romanticised his experiences , unearthed the information that he was the second of five illegitimate sons to a Knight, they gave him the moniker Sir Lawrence of Arabia’. Lawrence assumed a new identity, called himself T. E. Shaw and became a corporal in the Air Force as a mechanic. Little mention is made of him in Jordanian history books and even then, he is simply called Lawrence.
After looking at the remains of his house we were welcomed into a Bedouin tent for tea. As with the coffee, Bedouin tea is heavily flavoured with cardamom and cinnamon.
We stopped to look through a huge crevice between two rocks. It was perceptibly cooler here and there were even some greenery growing around it. As we were leaving from our photo opportunity, another pick-up arrived carrying five passengers. I thought at first that the one wearing dish-dasha and head scarf must have been a guide, but then I noticed his blond hair and heard his Danish and realised that it was just an exuberant and joyful Dane.
Our next stop was to ‘the bridge’. Two huge rocks connected by a mere meter wide span of a natural bridge formation. There was no way that I was going to climb up there, but our guide scurried up the rock face barefoot to lead the way. When Barry realised that there was a fifty meter drop down to the gorge, there was no way that he could be encouraged to walk out onto the bridge for a photo opportunity. Yet a few minutes later, the intrepid young Danes turned up and each in turn, including the silly one togged up as a blonde Arab, pranced out onto the middle of the bridge and assumed all sorts of cavalier poses. Ah, the carefree bravery of youth!
Nabatean script 1 BC
We were dropped back at the visitor centre in the village at 10 o’clock. We had pre-arranged with Ihab to meet us there between 10 and 10:30 but I had lost his phone number. I started chatting with a lone man sitting in the shade who turned out to be waiting for a group of Spaniards. He hit upon the idea of calling the tour company and very kindly made the call (our phones couldn’t function in Jordan) and was able to quickly explain the situation and get them contact Ibid to tell him that we were waiting. Within ten minutes he was there. The selfless kindness of Mohammed, the driver for the Spaniards, in wanting to assist us is so typical of the very many warm gestures that we had received from Jordanians. Watching the interaction between colleagues, casual acquaintances and strangers reinforces in me the perception that the variety of Islam practised here focuses on true brotherhood. It was lovely to witness.
It took about an hour to get to the Red Sea. The Red Sea gets it’s name from the red coral to be found everywhere and to the way in which the sun reflects against this at certain times of the day to give a red impression. This entire area is associated with the teachings of the Bible and also of the Koran which shares many of the teachings to be found in the Old Testament. It was here that Moses parted the Red Sea and a little further down the road bought Mt Nibo into view and at the top of that mountain we could make at a small white church. This is the site where Moses received the two tablets engraved with the Ten Commandments.
Half an hour later we arrived at the salt laden Dead Sea, so named because the salt content of the sea is 37% rather than the normal 5%. Such a high salt content renders the possibility of any sea life impossible. Yet many people come to bathe in the waters and most tourists who come to the area partake of the waters and enjoy the sensation of floating as such a high salt content makes inevitable. Ibid pointed out the rock formation said to represent Lot’s wife, the wife who was commanded not to look back at the destruction of Sodom, but defied this order and was subsequently turned into a pillar of salt. It was fascinating to observe the Israeli border was only metres away.
# AROUND THE WORLD TRIP – 10th JULY – 10TH OCTOBER, 2019 – How to fly business class around the world using Qantas frequent flyer points
After a year of planning, the day has finally arrived! We are on a rather dated Cathay Pacific A330-300 plane and are on the first leg of our round-the-world trip. The business class seats are not flat beds, are narrower than most business class seats and also have less storage space than more modern fleets. None-the-less, it IS business class and it’s a daytime flight so it is not a disaster. Given that we will be flying on a total of eight different airlines on this trip, I have decided up to give a brief critique of them all. This whole trip came about because I stumbled across an article that outlined a method by which it was possible to fly around the world business class using Qantas Frequent Flyer points for little more, or even the same amount, as it would cost for a return trip to Europe. Using the ‘oneworld award’ you can fly up to 35,000 miles with five stopovers, including round-the-world if you wish. If you have no interest in learning how this is done, don’t bother reading this post but wait for the next one which will be written from our first stop, Amman, Jordan.
It took a bit of research as the means by which this is achieved isn’t readily available by simply browsing the Qantas website. An invaluable article was ‘The ultimate use of Qantas Points: fly round-the-world in business class’ by Kris Brankovic.
For the oneworld award you need 140,000 points in economy and 280,000 in business class and 420,000 points in First Class. Business Class is the sweet spot because first class itineraries are very hard to book (due to lack of flight options) while economy doesn’t represent a high value of points. We took the business class option.
Since you could easily spend 280,000 points on a return business class fare to Europe or the USA, flying round-the-world with give stopovers for a similar price represents great value.
It might seem that 280,000 is a daunting amount to earn but by using Qantas American Express cards that give double points for every dollar spent to pay for absolutely everything, including groceries, utilities, petrol, insurance, rates, etc., the points quickly add up. Very few of our points actually came from flights. Most of them accrued from our everyday expenses over a two year period.
There are certain oneworld rules that needs to be followed:
a maximum total distance of 35,000 miles
a maximum of five stopovers
a maximum of 16 individual segments (ie individual flights and any land segments you make on your own, which are counted towards the 35,000 mile maximum. For instance, on our trip we fly into Copenhagen but rather than fly out from there, we are going on a cruise and will disembark in Sweden and fly with a non partner, Air France, to Paris. The only reason that I elected to fly with a non-partner any therefor incur an additional charge, was that there were no direct flights to choose from and had no desire to turn a three hour flight into ten hours travel time. So the number of miles from Copenhagen to Paris count towards the 35,000 miles maximum allowed.)
no more than one stopover and two transits through a single airport
you must fly with at least two oneworld airlines that are NOT qantas (in fact, you don’t have to fly Qantas at all- just two or more other oneworld airlines- see the list below
you have twelve months to complete the travel
you can’t return to the country of origin until the end
you must finish booking all the flights in the itinerary before the first flight takes off.
You can fly in anywhere in any direction you want, so long as you comply with the above rules. There are no restrictions on how many continents you can visit or whether you can backtrack (which are limitations in most paid round-the-world fares).
Here is the itinerary that I used : Melbourne, Jordan, Copenhagen, Paris, Marrakesh, Mexico City, Salt Lake City (to visit Grand Teton and Yellowstone National Parks), Las Vegas (to visit the Grand Canyon), then transit through Los Angeles to get back to Melbourne). I didn’t use up all my 35,00p miles so could have visited more places if I’d wanted to. As I said earlier, I saved a ‘stopover’ by catching my own flight from Stockholm to Paris and then another by booking an independent flight from Salt Lake City to Las Vegas.
There’s actually no need to fly around the world at all, though that’s how most people use this award. You can loop around a specific region or criss-cross between continents – its totally up to you.
HOW TO BOOK
Here’s the big catch: it is a very time consuming process and requires lots of patience because finding business class seats using points can be tricky and requires multiple calls to Qantas. Each call will cost points but is worth it. I tried to book everything independently but it was next to impossible.
The only way to achieve your desired itinerary you need to start planning 12 months in advance and to add seats as soon as they become available. It also helps if you are flexible about dates and departure/arrival airports, especially out of Australia.
it is impossible to book this on Qantas’s website in one go, as the site isn’t capable of handling complicated bookings. Even if it was, airlines release their frequent flyer seats at very different times in advance, so if you wait until all the seats are made available (the days ahead varying from 362-330 days), the chances are that those seats available from 32 days earlier will be gone. The days ahead for booking with Qantas are quite generous at 353 days (for gold members), so that’s where I started and booked the segment to Jordan by myself online. To do this I used the multi-city tool, not the RTW trip planner, which is only for paid fares. Royal Jordanian, the oneworld partner that I would use to fly to Copenhagen were even more generous, allowing bookings 362 days in advance. Yet I discovered a glitch: I couldn’t add this flight to my original ticket, to do that, I had to call Qantas. So after your initial booking, it is necessary to call Qantas each time you’ve reached the necessary days that are required to book more flights to your itinerary. Each time you make one of these calls you will be charged an additional 5,000 points.
To calculate the total miles flown use the Great Circle Mapper tool. Just type in the airport codes separated by hyphens (MEL-HKG-LAX-JFK-MEL). You can search for the codes in the site.
You don’t have to finish in the city you started, but the booking system will calculate the distance back to the origin in determining whether you’re within the 35,000 mile limit.
As I said earlier, airlines release reward seats at different times. Here’s how many days in advance you should start booking:
Qantas – 353 days, for gold members and 308 for others.
Cathay Pacific – 360 days
British Airways – 354 days
Cathay Pacific – 360 days
British Airways – 354 days
American Airlines – 330 days
Japan Airlines – 330 days
Malaysia Airlines – 354 days
Royal Jordanian – 362 days
Finnair – 361 days
LATAM – 331 days
Sri Lankan – 361 days
Iberia – 361 days
S7 Airlines – 330 days
I watched the calendar and calculated the days very carefully so that I could act immediately that seats became available. My only glitch was arranging my flight with American Airlines who only release their seats 330 days in advance out of Mexico. The problem was that to hook up with a flight out of LA with Qantas, who release their seat 353 days in advance proved impossible because all the seats were already gone. Not to be perturbed, we simply chose to stay in the US an extra two weeks and decided to use that time to visit some National Parks. Win-win!
As you can see from the above list, the oneworld alliance doesn’t include some Qantas partners, like Emirates, so pay attention to which airlines come up in search results on the Qantas website. You can only use oneworld airlines.
If you mix different classes the highest class will be used to calculate the cost – ie just one first class flight will make the cost jump to 420,000 points, so don’t do it.
If you want to minimise taxes and fees, avoid Qantas and British Airways as they have relatively high surcharges, and avoid flying long haul out of any airport in the UK.
As flights out of Australia will be the hardest to find (because of demand) check availability for all capital cities and add a domestic Qantas segment if necessary.
IN SHORT
Booking the oneworld award is quite complex, it definitely worth the effort given what you get to enjoy: that is, flying round-the-world in style and visiting a range of destinations.
If you find that booking this award is too time consuming or difficult for you, there are some companies that offer award booking assistance for a fee, like iFLYflat and Award Flight Assist.
We were both eligible for a $400 travel credit with American Express that was due to expire. We didn’t have much free time so we decided to take a short break in the Adelaide Hills. What a good idea that turned out to be! We rented a car at the airport and in 35 minutes we were in the lovely Adelaide Hills. We stayed at the gorgeous Lofty House in Crafters. It was a wonderful escape from city living. With its dominating views and the residual ambience of an affluent free settlers Homestead, the lovingly restored 1850s property was both welcoming and luxurious. Nestled in the famous Adelaide Hills wine region, surrounded by Botanic Gardens, boutique wineries and overlooking the Piccadilly Valley, it was truly idyllic.
1st FEBRUARY, 2019 – HAHNDORF
Barry has long wanted to visit the German settlement of Hahndorf to witness the evidence of the early German settlers, to admire the German inspired buildings, but probably most of all to sample some traditional German food. Sadly, he was sorely disappointed on all counts. The souvenir shops were full of cheap Chinese Goods that could be found in any city of the world and the Hahndorf Inn, proved to be full of other Chinese imports in the way of overly boisterous Chinese tourists. If the atmosphere wasn’t spoiled enough by the din, the restaurant fare was dreadful beyond belief. The staff were pleasant enough but they were helpless in their ability to provide good service. I was told that the Pork Schnitzel was no longer available, but in its place was Veal Schnitzel. That sounded fine but the veal was past pensionable age and was a tough, sinewy piece of old, grey beef that was completely unpalatable. I could only eat a few mouthfuls of it. Barry ordered Schweinshaxe. It was basic but the accompaniments were abysmal. We left before our strudel arrived but we had watched it sitting under the warming lights for 20 minutes until the whipped cream had completely melted. We decided to add a trip to Bavaria in Germany to our wish list in order to get a decent German meal!
2nd FEBRUARY, 2019
We went back to Hahndorf the next morning, this time not bothering to stop in the town, but driving instead to The Cedars, once the home and studio of the famous Australian Artist, Hans Heysen and his also talented painter daughter, Nora. Although her father is a very famous Australian painter, I knew little about Nora other than he had taught her to paint and that she did some lovely floral paintings. So I was very surprised to learn that she was also the first woman to win the prestigious Archibald prize in 1938 and that she was the first Australian woman appointed as an official war artist. Afterward we took a drive to Balhannah and Gumeracha to visit some local vineyards and to sample what they had at the cellar door. Later that evening we had an absolutely fantastic five-course degustation menu at the Mount Lofty house three hatted restaurant. It was a gastronomic delight!
Hahndorf
3rd FEBRUARY, 2019
We wished that we could have stayed longer at Mount Lofty House but will certainly return one day. After our short drive down the hill to Adelaide, we set out to explore the ‘City of Churches. We were impressed to see so many well maintained heritage buildings and the diversity of architecture. Our Adelaide hotel had a summer event degustation evening on offer that was extraordinarily inexpensive and so of course, we had to sample that. Although it was excellent, we had been so thoroughly spoiled by the meal at Mount Lofty House that it fell just a little short.
University of AdelaideUniversity of Adelaide
4th FEBRUARY, 2019
A quick trip out to Glenelg on the tram and then it was time to fly back home. It was an absolutely delightful mini break and we enjoyed every moment!
I had really been looking forward to introducing Barry to Bob and Judy so that they could see for themselves what a wonderful man I married and how happy he has made me. I knew that they would like him and I wasn’t wrong. I was glad that Bob had suggested that we not rent our car at the airport but rather do so from Lakewood. Once we were on the freeway I had instant recall of the infamous ‘mousetrap ‘ , the spaghetti junction that has a mind boggling array of entrances and exits going in every direction at 100 miles per hour and how terrified I always was of it. I had rented a room at the Hilton House, a rather down at heel, three star place where the breakfast buffet was served on paper plates and with plastic cutlery – you were even instructed to clean your own table and to put your stuff in the bin! The view, however, was five star!
2nd MAY, 2019 – RED ROCKS, BEAR LAKE, COLORADO
It was such a treat to catch up with Bob and Judy and to familiarise myself with my old neighbourhood from over forty years ago. One of the lovely drives they took us in was up to Red Rocks. The acoustics in this natural amphitheatre are amazing. Back in the day I can recall Joan Baez and John Denver performing there. The venue hosts many musical and dramatic performances as well as graduation ceremonies. The formations are incredible.
3rd MAY, 2018 – DILLON RESERVOIR, COLORADO
The drive through the mountains was spectacular. I’d forgotten how impressive a herd of wild buffalo looks and it was delightful to see all the skiers out so late in the season.
4th MAY, 2018 – ARAPAHOE BASIN
We went higher up into the mountains and were better able to view the majestic Rockies close up. It is one of the most beautiful sites in the world. Watching the skiers glide down the slopes of ‘loveland’ ski area that were so much wider than the snow fields I’ve been on in Australia, had me briefly believing that I might even be able to ski better on them. That was a fantasy that didn’t last long! Look closely at the last three photos and you will see the most incredibly stupid act of a young American teenager who obviously thought that it was thrilling to ride down the steep road shared with cars, lying on his skate board.
This is a young idiot lying down on his skate board are riding down the road with traffic behind The stupidity of this stunt is amazing!He is in front of the cars. What on earth would his mother say?
5th MAY, 2018 – LAKEWOOD, COLORADO
The lovely parklands around Bob and Judy’s house made for some glorious walks in nature. We loved the trees, the water, the ducks and the birds.
6th MAY, 2018
We had so much enjoyed our time with the Pegg’s and the glorious Colorado countryside. On our last day together we went to downtown Denver to visit the art gallery. Barry and I took a drive to Columbine, the scene of that horrific high school shooting and were surprised to see that it was in an extremely affluent middle class neighbourhood. Violence doesn’t distinguish between economic or social classes. It was sobering to see the sign indicating the ‘escape room’. In the evening we had a fun night at what used to be Joshua’s favourite haunt, ‘Casa Bonita’ a Mexican restaurant/theatre/amusement park.
Bob and Dawn’s son, JackSay no more!Columbine High
7th MAY, 2018 – BACK TO NEW YORK
We had to make an early start to catch the six hour flight back to New York. It felt like coming home to return to the lovely Hotel Giraffe and it was such a pleasure to be warmly greeted by the staff. There is an incredible monument in New York that I wished that I had known about earlier that is dedicated to the American Merchant Marines. Dad, of course, served with them during World War Two. The monument depicts three merchant seamen stranded on a sinking ship, terrified, calling for help and desperately reaching out to save one of the crewman from drowning.
8th MAY, 2018 – HOMEWARD BOUND
Our long trip home began with our flight from JF Kennedy airport at 18:10. We crossed the international date line, of course, it didn’t touch down in Melbourne until 8 am on 10th May. It was great to be home!
Despite having lived a total seven years in the United States, I had somehow avoided New York. This astounded Barry and so many of my friends who all felt that New York epitomised the very essence of the United States. The trip itself from Melbourne to New York is gruelling taking a total of 22 hours which doesn’t include travelling to and from airports and waiting time. So despite the luxury of business class travel, we were still extremely exhausted by the time we arrived at our lovely Park Avenue accommodation at the Hotel Giraffe.
The lounge at the Hotel Giraffe
I was shocked that New York hotels were so expensive yet The Hotel Giraffe was good value because of the included buffet breakfast and the three hour Happy Hour every night that came with house wine, cheese and other snacks.
The sheer size of New York is shocking to the senses. The variety of people, from the obscenely wealthy to down and out homeless and street beggars put ‘people watching’ into a completely new category. The hardest thing for me to get my head around was that in the wealthiest city, in the wealthiest country in the world, so many people of all ages, from teens to the elderly, had nothing and lived on the streets begging for change from people with blinkers on.
Times SquareNot the most flattering photo of me but the gorgeous cops make up for it!
18th APRIL, 2018 – BROADWAY
I had searched for some good shows to see on Broadway and when I saw that Denzel Washington was starring in ‘The Iceman Cometh’, I thought that I had struck gold. OK, we were obviously jet-lagged and were falling asleep, but I don’t think we would have enjoyed it under any circumstances. Despite having paid over $500 for the tickets, we skipped out after the first act.
19TH APRIL, 2018 – CENTRAL PARK
Central Park was absolutely delightful. Covering 843 acres, it is huge. In the park are many lakes and ponds, theatres, carousels, sports fields, gardens, children’s playgrounds, ten kilometres of drives, monuments, fountains, statues, and even Cleopatra’s Needle from 1450 bc Egypt. People from all walks of life and from every corner of the globe congregate here to ride their bikes, jog, stroll, walk dogs, busk, take horse and buggy rides and simply to have fun or to relax.
Some of the areas under bridges and walkways provided fabulous aucustics for some very talented buskers. I could have stayed and listened to them for hours but we had a mission to sample what was reputed to be the best New York Cheesecake in New York.
20th April, 2018 – THE MET AND KATZ’S DELI
The MET Museum of Modern Art has the greatest collection of Impressionist art that I’ve seen outside of Paris. Not so impressive, was the Margaret Mead collection on the fourth floor depicting Australian and Melanesian traditional culture. The collection looked like something from the 1950s with many serious inadequacies and much misinformation. There was even a photograph of an aboriginal man wearing a red ‘nappy’ and lining up at Harry’s Cafe de wheels for a meat pie! I was quite disgusted. A happier discovery was at the end of the American collection and the only thing in the section that appealed to me at all, the Tiffany collection. I absolutely loved it!
View of Central Park from the METAnother side of Central Park from the MET
Despite planning to go to Katz’s famous Jewish Deli for dinner, we couldn’t resist the temptation to go back to ‘Lady M’ for another piece of the best cheesecake in New York and possibly the world. Dinner at the famous Jewish delicatessen made for great people watching and the quantity of meat served was so enormous that I contemplated becoming a vegetarian.
Katz’sChicken mozzah ball soup, pastrami sandwich and Reuben sandwich Katz’s New York Delicatessen
21st APRIL, 2018 – CRUISE AROUND MANHATTAN
We spent the morning taking a harbour cruise around Manhattan Island. We passed Ellis Island, the Statue of Liberty and went under both the Brooklyn Bridge and the Manhattan Bridge.
Barry couldn’t resist taking a photo of this incredible reward sign – only in America!Rubbish BargeBrooklyn Bridge
Then it was time to experience the world renowned shopping in New York. Macey’s is said to be the largest department store in the world and I think I pretty much covered the lot. As usual, American ‘sales’ give astronomical discounts on everything imaginable, but I was only interested in clothes. I had heard about ‘Century Twenty One’ but wasn’t quite convinced that the reputed 80% discounts on genuine designer labels could be completely true. I bought a classic black pant suit by DKNY and gorgeous white cotton shirt all for around US$100. I was delighted!
Then it was off to dinner at ‘Churrascaria Plataforma’, a traditional Brazilian Steak House that Barry fell in love with on a previous visit. It is possible to eat only from the cold selection, to call it a salad bar would be a misnomer. Although the table groans under the weight of every imaginable vegetable turned into a salad, it also contains sushi, sashimi, smoked salmon, prawns, octopus, chicken, fish stew, cheese and fruit. Diners are given a coloured disc, those opting to eat solely from the bountiful buffet are given a red disc, but for an extra $15 you get a disc that when turned over, becomes green. You can keep going back to the buffet as many times as you want, but as soon as you turn your disc to green the ‘Passadores’ (meat cutters) spring into action and start arriving at the table with various skewers of beef, pork, lamb, and chicken. Amongst the selection are short ribs, top sirloin, chicken, pork loin, filet mignon, lamb chops, sausages and rib eye, all beautifully seasoned and barbequed Brazilian style. If all that wasn’t enough, there are also several ‘sides’ offered: mashed potatoes, fries, rice, beans, polenta and plantains. Is it any wonder that I gained weight?
22nd APRIL, 2018 – EMPIRE STATE BUILDING
No trip to New York would be complete without a visit to Herald Square to ascend the 102 floors to the observation platform of the Empire State Building. The length of the lines to get in snaked down the block and rivalled the lines at Disneyland, no doubt worsened by the tight security and strict bag checks.
View of Manhattan looking towards the Hudson RiverThe Flat Iron BuildingThe Empire State Building
23rd APRIL, 2018 – PHILADELPHIA AND AMISH COUNTRY
We had been looking forward to our day trip to Amish Country and we certainly weren’t disappointed. Less impressive was the visit to Philadelphia. It was mildly interesting to see the Liberty Bell and where George Washington worshipped, but we were stunned that high priority was paid to the steps of the Philadelphia Museum where ‘Rocky’ was filmed running up the top on a training session in the 1976 movie. We allowed the other tourists to make the pilgrimage up the steps and get photographed next to the statue of ‘Rocky’, but we found the Washington Monument opposite far more interesting. We sampled a local delicacy, the ‘Philly Cheese Steak’ and it was absolutely disgusting, greasy, tasteless and all but indigestible.
The Liberty BellGeorge Washington MonumentDetail on the Washington Monument
The Amish have managed to live a simple life, almost devoid of technology. Our tour was conducted in a horse drawn buggy by a delightfully candid and down to earth young woman. She willingly answered questions about life in the closed society. Young people are given two years to live in the wider world (this is called rumspringa) and then must choose which life they want to lead. If they choose to leave permanently, they may never return. Honeymoons and special holidays are enjoyed in other Amish communities such as those in Florida and California. Young people get around on scooters without seats which prevents them going any distance. We noticed a Downes syndrome woman, probably not so uncommon in a community who value large families which means that women give birth to usually 12 to 14 children until an age much older than would be the case in the wider community.
The scooter bikes that prevent running away
24th APRIL, 2018 – WALL STREET
The money heart of the country didn’t especially impress me. It was, however, an eye-opener to witness the economic might of the president. Clearly not everyone is a fan as evidenced by the security blockades in front of his building.
Piles of garbage near the Trump buildingBarricades in front of Trump towerThe 17 foot sculpture depicting the last three Northern Rhinos
25th AUGUST, 2018 – NEW YORK GARDENS AND KING LEAR
It was a lovely calming day just walking around noticing, photographing and appreciating the gorgeous winter flowers of New York. The last thing that I had expected here was to see the lovely floral displays that were evident, most especially, in front of expensive New York apartments. It was such a pleasant reprieve in a cold, drab winter city.
One of the very best Shakespearien productions that I have ever seen was when Sir Anthony Sher came to Melbourne to star in Richard the 3rd. So when I discovered that he was in New York at the same time as us and starring in King Lear, of course, I had to get tickets. We spent a few hours making sure that we would know how to get to the venue on the Brooklyn side and we arrived with a feeling of great optimism. The production was superb, yet just as with our disappointing inability to stay the course for The Iceman Commeth, we were simply too exhausted to stay longer than the first act. This time, however, it was not because we weren’t enjoying the show, it was undeniably world class, but we simply couldn’t stay awake.
26th AUGUST, 2019
We spent another great people watching day. What better place to do this than Central Park?
28th APRIL, 2018 – SIKH DAY PARADE
We were fortunate enough to be in New York for the Sikh Day Parade where Vaisakhi is celebrated. This is a recognition of social justice and selfless service to all mankind. The wearing of the turban is central to Sikhs faith and stands for equality, justice and humanity. Ironically the wearing of the turban makes them easy prey for discrimination and hate crime. The parade is hoped to foster understanding between cultures. The Sikh tradition of ‘langar’ providing free food for all who want it, is usually provided in temples, but during the parade the streets were lined with an overwhelming array of food that the Sikh community had provided, cooked and served to what seemed to be the entire population of New York. The parade itself was led by the police band, then Sikh’s serving in the emergency services, followed by Sikh’s from every walk of life. The street were awash with colour orange and turbans.
29th APRIL, 2018 – HARLEM GOSPEL CHOIR
The only time that I felt the least bit of trepidation in all of my time in New York was when we went to Harlem to see the Harlem Gospel Choir perform at the B.B King Blues Club. It felt like we had gone to another country, the shops were different, the people were different, the way people dressed was different and I didn’t feel particularly welcome. Inside the Blues Club was another story. Brunch was served and included every conceivable African-American delicacy and the singing was classic African-American gospel. Not to be missed!
I couldn’t wait to show Barry the country of my birth! I had visited once before on my birthday and so fondly remembered the way that Copenhagen dressed up like a fairy tale at Christmas. The decorations are so wonderful, the lights of Tivoli so pretty, the Christmas markets so delightful, and then there is the food! I also wanted to introduce him to some of my family members and bring to life for him all that I had told him about this special country. I had found an Airbnb just off the main walking street and the location was perfect. We arrived on my birthday. How special was that!
This was the Airbnb that we stayed inSee how happy I was!
I had carefully researched restaurants and booked some of them before leaving Australia and I was especially delighted by the one I had booked for our first night on my birthday. Restaurant Bror serves innovative Nordic cuisine and was fabulous! Restaurantbror.dk Skt. Peders Stræde, 24A, 1453 Copenhagen K
18th DECEMBER, 2017
It was wonderful to rediscover wonderful Copenhagen.
The Hotel D’Angleterre turns it’s façade into an advent calendar and opens a new window every day.
The Changing of the Guard was spectacular.
I just adore Danish architecture.
The Danish National LibraryFrederik’s Church (The Marble Church)Christmas MarketSmoking fish at the Christmas MarketSanta’s clothesline. Nyhavn
Another reward for careful research. The food was fantastic and the service warm. I highly recommend Restaurant Kanalen, Wilders Plads 1-3 restaurantkanalen.dk It is located (as the name suggests, on a lovely canal.
Kanelen, a wonderful restaurant!
19th DECEMBER, 2017
We had a very rewarding but very busy day. First we picked up a rental car and drove to Riskilde to visit the Viking Museum there.
Then it was off to Korsør to visit my father’s older brother, my lovely uncle Carl. It was also great to be able to catch up with my cousin, Annette and long-time friend, Johannes.
20th DECEMBER, 2017
We drove back to Copenhagen and then set off again in the morning to drive to the most nostalgic place for me in Denmark. My father and I were both born in a Nakskov and three of my cousins still live there. We booked into Hotel Skovridergaaten and waited for my cousins, Ole and Morgens to take us on a lovely tour of the old town.
Ole, Mogens and I standing in front of the house that I was born inThis is where my grandparents lived when it was their butcher shopThe Christmas decorations in the windows of this house warmed my heartThis is the little house that my father was raised inIt is common, as a sea faring nation, for Danish churches to have ships hanging from the roofMy grandparents are buried in this churchyard
That evening we shared a lovely meal with all my cousins and their wives.
22nd DECEMBER, 2017
We had lunch with Ole and Anne-Grethe before another last look around town, a side trip to Maribo to visit my great-grandmother’s house and then a leisurely drive back to Copenhagen.
My farmor was raised here by my great grand-parents
22nd DECEMBER, 2017
We spent the morning climbing the Round Tower and enjoying the bird’s eye view of Copenhagen from the roof top.
We took the train to Espergærde to meet up with my cousin, Marielle, and to visit the Louisiana Museum of Modern Art that was nearby.
A beautiful thatched roof house that we passed along the way
Marielle treated us to a traditional Danish dinner before we headed back to Copenhagen on the train.
23rd DECEMBER, 2017
It seemed that every day was better than the one before. We took a lovely walk over to the Nørrebro district to admire Rosenberg slot built in the early 17th Century by King Christian IV to serve as his summer house.
We had plans to meet my cousin, Bent, in the afternoon at Tivoli, but we still had plenty of time for walking. So we went back to my favourite statue for a closer look at the Viking Lur horn players in the Townhall Square. Then we meandered across innovative bike bridges lanes and canals, passing by and having another look at Kanalen in the daylight before having the obligatory visit to Christiania. Since it’s establishment by squatters in 1971, the area has drawn non-conformists from across the globe, attracted by the concept of collective business, workshops, and communal living. The freely available hash and marijuana no longer seems exotic, but rather lends a very seedy air to the place.
Viking ‘lur’ horn playersRådhuspladsen Fabulous bike bridgeKanalen in the daylight
Then at last it was time to meet up with Marielle and Bent. We spent hours just wandering around Tivoli, enjoying the crisp air, getting to know each other and then enjoying a meal together at Brdr. Price in Tivoli.
On our way home we stopped off at our favourite Konditori ‘La Glace’ to admire their artful Christmas window display.
24th DECEMBER, 2017 – JUL AFTEN
It was strange to walk around the streets of Copenhagen with so few places open. One place, of course, that is always open at Christmas, is church. We went to not one, but to two church services: the first to a church just off Strøget, The Church of the Holy Ghost, then to the much grander church of the royal family, Frederik’s church, or the Marble Church, as it is often called. Then it was off in search of some more examples of interesting Danish architecture.
I had always pitied those people who ate their Christmas Dinner in restaurants. Yet I found it exhilarating and liberating to do so myself in Copenhagen. For nearly fifty years I have spent weeks baking, shopping, cleaning and preparing for that very special event and then days afterwards cleaning up. I thought that I would miss it terribly and perhaps feel homesick and sad. Not at all! The Harbour Restaurant served an absolutely spectacular Danish Christmas Eve dinner and I thoroughly enjoyed myself.
25th DECEMBER, 2017
We took the train from Copenhagen to Malmø, Sweden across ‘The Bridge’. Other than the change in colour of the flags from red and white to yellow and blue, there really wasn’t much to distinguish the two countries.
We were back in Copenhagen for what turned out to be our favourite meal that we had in Denmark. If you are ever there, be sure to visit Høst. Nørre Farimagsgade, 41. Cofoco.dk
27th DECEMBER, 2017
It was a wonderfully relaxing day wandering around the relatively deserted streets of Copenhagen. Barry was fascinated with the empty tills left in the front windows of shops, demonstrating that there was no money on the premises. Note some of the really interesting fashion items. Then we were delighted to spend the evening with my Cousin Bent who had prepared a specialty from Lolland, grønlangkål, for us. It was such a nostalgic ‘blast from the past’ and every bit as delicious as I had remembered.
28th DECEMBER, 2017
We had to be up early to catch out SAS flight to Aalborg to have lunch with Onkel Kurt and Tante Ingrid. Barry found it a little challenging to navigate the narrow country roads driving a manual for the first time in decades AND on the wrong side of the road. By the time we had spent four hours with Kurt and Ingrid it was already dark and we spent a nerve wracking hour locating our hotel. We were astounded that despite having no street lights, there weren’t even ‘cat’s eyes’ on the road to visually assist road users. At our hotel ‘Rold Storkro’ in Skorping, we were amused to see this special smokers area.
29th DECEMBER, 2017
Northern Danish countryside
Returning to Copenhagen, we admired windmills from the air.
It was exciting to board our Silversea cruise ship. Although we had enjoyed our river cruise from Amsterdam to Budapest, we felt constrained for space and didn’t like the obligation to sit in limited dining venues with limited spaces and no tables for two. We had tried eating in our cabin but the space was so limited that it wasn’t an enjoyable experience. Cabin choices were more varied on a full size ship. We decided to avoid the huge floating hotels that pack in literally thousands of tourists and opted instead for the ‘Silver Spirit’, carrying 600 passengers and 411 crew. We also elected to choose the Silver Suite cabin, that was a spacious 69 M2 and came with a butler. We loved it!
No eating on our laps in Silversea cabin!
26th AUGUST, 2017 – KOPER, SLOVENIA
A rather sleepy little town with a central square and narrow cobble stoned streets leading down to the waterfront.
Staying cool with the neighbourhood kids
27th AUGUST, 2017 – ZADAR, CROATIA
Zadar is a lovely old fortified city with Roman ruins. The old town is bustling and beautiful with marble pedestrian streets, medieval churches, palaces, museums and libraries. It is incredible that so much has survived in a tumultuous history that saw successive onslaughts from Croatian-Hungarian kings, the Venetians, Turks, Habsburg, French and finally the Italians before becoming part of Yugoslavia and in 1991, the independent republic of Croatia.
28th AUGUST, 2017 – HVAR & SPLIT, CROATIA
Our shipped moored on the Croatian island of HVAR, but we could not pass up the opportunity to travel by Rib-Boat to nearby SPLIT, to experience for ourselves the DIOCLETIAN’S PALACE.
The Diocletian’s Palace was built for the Roman emperor Diocletian in AD 305. While it is referred to as a ‘palace’ because of its intended use as a retirement residence of Diocletian, the term can be misleading as the structure is massive and more resembles a large fortress: about half of it was for the Diocletian’s personal use, and the rest housed the military garrison.
29th AUGUST, 2017 – KOTOR, MONTENEGRO
Kotor is a town on Montenegro’s coast that is fortified by 4.5 km of ancient walls built between the 9th and 18th centuries, directly above the city. The medieval old town is characterised by winding streets and squares and has several Romanesque churches including Kotor Cathedral.
Backed by imposing mountains, tiny Kotor lies hidden from the open sea, it is Europe’s most southernly fjord. We were immediately attracted to the hilltop fortress for the wonderful views which were likely to be had, and so followed a steady stream of primarily, young, trekkers with the same idea. Interestingly, the higher we climbed, the less crowded the steps became!
30th AUGUST, 2017 – IGOUMENITZA, GREECE
Igoumeniza is one of Greece’s largest shipping ports and many people use it as a stopover on the way to Corfu.
I have been travelling the world for over fifty years now and have seen so many wonderful places that it takes a lot to really have me enthralled. Today I was completely blown away by monasteries of Meteora. It took nearly four hours to get there, but this World Heritage site was well worth waiting for. A cluster of granite rocks are crowned by ancient monasteries, the construction of which, beggars belief. It was one of the most spectacular things that I have ever seen.
31st AUGUST, 2017 – KATAKOLAN, GREECE
KATAKOLAN is a sleepy little town and appears to only exist because of the many cruise ships that dock here. The reason tourists are drawn to this port is its proximity to Olympia. Barry had been sorely disappointed on his previous visit there over thirty years ago, so we decided to have a ‘lay’ day. We wondered down the wharf but quickly tired of the tacky tourist shops filled with products largely made in China. We rather enjoyed the slow pace of the day and the rare opportunity to eat lunch on board. We were pleased to be well rested for our arrival in Santorini the next day.
KATAKOLAN street artA Club Med cruise ship
1st SEPTEMBER, 2017 – SANTORINI, GREECE
We spent a relaxing day in Santorini, wandering around the streets leading down to the sea, strolling in and out of shops that for once had high quality merchandise and finally taking a punt, walking up a flight of stairs to an outdoor restaurant with panoramic views over the lovely blue sea and having an absolutely delicious lunch. I wish I had taken notice of the name of it so that I could recommend it to fellow travellers.
Thousands of years ago a colossal volcanic eruption caused the center of the island to sink, leaving a crater with towering cliffs along the east side which is now Santorini’s trade-mark landscape. We took a local bus to the fascinating site of Akrotiri. Reminiscent of Pompeii, Akrotiri displays a Minoan city destroyed by the volcanic eruption of 1613 BC.
2nd SEPTEMBER, 2017 – KUSADASI, TURKEY
The big drawcard here was Ephesus, probably the most impressive and intact Roman ruin that either of us had ever seen. It was all incredible and spectacular – the Temple of Hadrian, the Temple of Apollo, the Temple of Artemis, the Basilica of St John, Celsus Library, the Roman Baths, the Roman Theatre, The foundation stone of the Temple of Diane. No wonder that this was considered to be one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World!
3rd SEPTEMBER, 2017 – PIRAEUS (ATHENS), GREECE
I was surprised to find Athens looking so down at heel. Although we stayed in a very nice hotel, the surrounding buildings were very run down and covered in graffiti. People were sitting on the footpath selling odd assortments of objects – a few forks, some uninteresting looking tools, old prints, books, broken lamps and what looked to be simply whatever they had around that they might (although it seemed unlikely to me) make some money from.
Every day on the hour, there is a Changing of the Guard ceremony by the ‘Evzones’, the elite Greek Guards who guard the grave of the Unknown Soldier outside the Hellenic Parliament in Syntagma Square. The soldiers are selected according to their height (they must be over six foot three), physical condition and character. Their complete traditional uniform is only worn for the Sunday 11 am Changing of the Guard ceremony, when rather than just a few soldiers, the entire battalion parade in full ceremonial dress.
We were so fortunate to be right there at exactly the right time! It was amazing!
A lovely little church in the middle of Athens
4th SEPTEMBER, 2017 – ATHENS, GREECE
Of course a visit to the Acropolis was mandatory. I wasn’t expecting a visit from Mum and a very persistent and attentive butterfly!
5th SEPTEMBER, 2017 – THE PELOPONESE
After much research, I came to the conclusion that the only way that we could cover the distances to see some of the fascinating sites of the PELOPONESE that interested us, was to hire a car and guide, so that’s exactly what we did! It was a great choice because we saw some places that were not only unknown to us, but clearly also unknown to Lonely Planet and other guide books: we had Messene, the best site of all, completely all to ourselves!
We had a look at the Corinth Canal, then onto Corinth where St Paul preached to the Corinthians. We passed through farmlands and spotted many fields of apricots and olive trees as well as vineyards. At Mycenae we saw the Tomb of Agamemnon then drove to Nafplio for lunch by the seaside before visiting the Palamidi castle.
Corinthian CanalBarry standing in the spot where St Paul preached to the CorinthiansTomb of AgememnonThe magnificent Lion GateThe skilled masons created this splendour in 3500 BC!Palamidi Castle
After lunch we set off for Epidavros to admire the ancient theatre which was built in 4 BC. The theatre is still used today by Greek actors performing Greek plays.
Then it was back to Nafplio where we spent the night at Marianna Pension and had some close up views of Palamidi Castle by day and also illuminated at night.
6th SEPTEMBER, 2017 – SPARTI & MESSENE
We drove to SPARTI to see Mystra with its Byzantine monasteries and the Monument of King Leonidas, but the best was yet to come! We went to Messene, a place that we had never heard of before. Not only did we have a professional archeologist as our personal guide, but we almost had the entire site to ourselves (few tourists knew of the site and fewer still were able to reach it) and we were able to witness the excavation in process. It was great!
It is amazing to see how this floor has retained its vibrancy after so many centuries
We spent our last night in Greece at the absolutely fabulous Herodian Hotel in Athens. Everything about our stay was perfect – the room, the service, the restaurant, but best of all, the jaw dropping spectacular view of The Acropolis from our room.
7th SEPTEMBER, 2017
Our astonishing journey was almost over. We flew back to Rome and spent another night there before flying back to Melbourne via Hong Kong. Life is fabulous!